Joke of the day...

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.

Unknown to her, her 9 year old son is hiding in the closet one day when her lover is there. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she hides her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside."
Man: "Okay, how much?"
Boy: "$250."
Man: "You got it."

A few weeks later it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are
in the closet together.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball." The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The son says,
"$1,000." The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends
like that. That's way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take
you to church and make you confess."

They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy
sit in the confessional booth and closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that shit again!"