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35 balls to the face in 32 seconds

The shortest video showing the best display of bad aim, and human stupidity.

ALLIGATOR!

You see what happens when we eradicate Darwinism?

Dual M249s

I swear... this is fucking rediculous



Oh yeah, and heres a motivational for you too:

IRONIC......

Where do I start? Should I start with Kenneth and I were talking about a month ago....Wait let me start from the begining. Former Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto was killed today by a "suicide bomber" Now as I was saying not a month ago Kenneth and I were saying that when she (Bhutto) came back pretty much President Musharraf went nuts. She wanted him to step down as the General of the military and what happens an attempt to kill her happens. Then when that goes wrong she is put under house arrest w/guards surrounding her house 24/7. So we said a month ago that it was only a matter of time before Musharraf had her killed and what happened today? hmmmmm shots were fired before the blasts....hmmmmmm If this is the work of Al Qaeda *cough cough BULLSHIT* oops sorry about that anyways well lets look at that shall we have their bombings in the past have shoots fired before hand? hmmmm interesting and why is it that the jammers given to Bhutto's aid's by Musharraf that were intended to stop remote controlled bomb devices not working properly? And I'm sorry but anytime someone jumps up and blames someone off the back for doing something "united states of america vs. Saddam Hussein 9/11" I rest my case. Something else is there. We all know who did this and yet we are going to look the other way and blame the AXIS OF EVILDOERS HEHEHEHE god you can hear him say that huh. Please if I'm wrong here or reaching someone please enlighten me I'm all ears

Trevor Ariza Dunk Over Grant Hill for the hoop and the harm

Just in case anybody missed it!!

Pet Spa

Awesome way to get your cat cleaned. AWESOME.

What is this anonymous shit?

Isn't everyone in here a friend or a friend of a friend? What is up the secrecy of this guy regarding the recent posts? His audacity to say that Ken made the story up is very upsetting. Anyways...

How the hell have the Blazers won 11 in a row. Brandon Roy for MVP.

Day 12

BULLSHIT!!!!! FOX FUCKIN NEWS

I hope every single person on this blog files a complient to the FCC I mean come on what kind of shit is this? Now I truly understand the way this country works. How fuckin sad! Please do your part cause even if you're not black we should all be offended by what was ALLOWED yes I said ALLOWED to be said on T.V. God I'm so fuckin pissed off this is suck bullshit!!!!!!!!!!!

Beat FOX at their own game

For those of you that either got my message or did not the link attached to the title is directly to the FCC complaint form. File it electronically. FOX did not censor a caller to their FOX Overtime program and since they didn't a caller was commenting on TO not being available for the cowboys. His comment was "we don't need that nigger anyway!" This is the type of crap that other networks are held accountable for and it takes consumers like us to force the FCC to hold FOX accountable. It is worth your time to file the complaint and please encourage others to do the same. The show was on today at 1:30

Day 11

2 girl body = Daft Punk - Harder Better Faster Stronger

This is pretty bad ass!!

New Star Wars Gangsta Rap

lol

Don't try this at home!

Hahahah ahh Jerry Springer...

Midget fight!

Day 10

Day 9

Jenna Jameson's House

The house that porn bought. Damn!

Day 8

Day 7

Ahhh Ebay/Paypal

39 Things you should know by now

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.

3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.

4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.

12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.

13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

16. A balanced diet is a biscuit in each hand.

17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again.

22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy fridge.

24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

25. It's not the jeans that make your bum look fat.

26. If you had to identify, in 1 word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, & never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings".

27. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness".

28. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

29. You should not confuse your career with your life.

30. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

31. Never lick a steak knife.

32. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

33. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we put the clocks back.

34. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

35. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.

36. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

37. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

38. Your friends love you anyway.

39. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Day 6

Hahahaha

http://money.cnn.com/galleries/2007/fortune/0712/gallery.101_dumbest.fortune/13.html

LOL @ Fatties and Disneyland

Another reminder...

Telecom immunity reaches the Senate.

https://secure.eff.org/site/Advocacy?cmd=display&page=UserAction&id=337

Day 5

Just in Case you forgot

You all should be calling your senators and urging them to NOT give immunity to the telecom traitors!!

Day 4

Vick Shit Put to rest!!!!!

OK now he got 18 months or 2yrs now some peoplke are thinking thats fucked up, and that molestors and drunk drivers get less then that and I agree that the justice system is fucked up and needs to be altered alot but the fact is he KILLED A LIVING THING!!!!!!!! Some of you may think hell it was just a dog, but how fuckin sick and cruelly has a mutha fucka thats rich as fuck be to be stupid enough to do some sick ass shit like that? Should he just get a pass? I mean i hear alot of excuse about how irts not fair yet no one is saying what should be his punishment. Question for you if someone stole your dog trained it to be a killer in dog fights then kills him because he didn't perform good then how would you feel? I'm sorry to say people but he deserves to be in jail longer and everyone knows he'll serve 6months at the most and he'll be out, and hell its not like he's going to be in a hardcore jail he'll be in the hotel jails cause he has money. Yet no one is saying how unfair that is cause if it was you or me busted for this you damn well know we'd be in for a longer time and fighting off the bastards trying to ass fuck us and toss some salad! Please lets start a debate on this. I want to hear what people think on this and please just don't make it a two sentence thing lets get into it and talk about it.

Day 3

Mitchell Report

VERY Interesting...I love it....I am personally the type of cat that gives credit to these people for their accomplishments Roids, HGH, crack..whatever...Don't condone it, but they had to work hella hard to be the best, so fuckit...BUT, lets see how Corporate White America reacts to TWO great white hopes in Clemens & Petite....Barry's dumb ass is lovin this...

Hahaha

http://dvice.com/archives/2007/12/gold_pill_makes.php/

Gross

Day 2!

The 12 days of de motivators...

Day 1

Vick & Shit

Two years? Come on man...Dude didnt even have a friggin record....Child molesters don't get that much fuckin time man...Catholic Priests are getting off scott fuckin free and do much worser...and this cat gets two years? There had to be a punishment, but that seems excessive....Make that dude pay a bunch of money and don't waste the space....
Mayweather walks the fukin walk and I love it...good ass fight...send little Hatton's ass back over seas with his mouth shut...New England Patriots...its a wrap....Whoa...A. Bynum is starting to ball...the Show wins again, and looked good....If Duncan is not healthy at the end of the year....the west is anybodies to win

lol how'd we miss this...

http://www.ocweekly.com/news/news/illegally-park-ed/26661/

Friday...

That is all.

Tuesday

Looking forward to that Mayweather v Hatton fight.....I dig that 24/7 on HBO, if you have never watched it, you should...very entertaining....not quite as good as Mayweather v Delahoya, but good non-the-less. New England looked kinda old las night against the Ravens...or was it just me. The Defense was slow, and the o-line seemed a little slow....Ravens got jobbed...mostley by themselves, but jobbed non-the-less.....

Crusty Old Biker....
A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50
HANDJOB: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers."Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?""I was wondering," whispers the biker, "are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?""Yes," she purrs, "I am."The old biker replies, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger.

Friday

Finally....Damn....Been waitin for 4 days for this day....Green Bay woulda beat Dallas last night with a healthy D-Fense and Brett Faaahvra, even though the young back up is a lot better than I thought (Rodgers) It won't be a gimmie if GB is healthy come playoff time...My Lake Show wins again...Goofy ass Bynum is coming along just fine...WHy is Isaih Thomas still allowed to coach or run anything? Have you ever heard of a mufuka keeping his job after the shit he's done to that franchise, or ANY place of employment...EVER? I'd never advocate a black man losing his gig, but damn...he is fukin awful in every way...... The police in Miami said the Taylor shooting was random act of burglary gone wrong....hmm...ok...case closed I guesss...Hope its not true but they say his girl panicked and did not apply pressure or a tourniquet to stop the bleeding and he bled out...would be terrible to live with....

Joke of the day...

Estate Planning

When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his
sickly father died he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.

So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the
most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his
breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up
to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll
inherit 20 million dollars." Impressed, the woman went home with

him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at estate planning than men.

Wednesday

YO...That Shawn Taylor deal was defintely an inside job....Nobody comes up to somebody's bedroom and blasts if it is a robbery. That was an execution....AND...the shooter did not bother to kill his girl or his kid...wasn't worried about the possible witness, just wanted that cat dead...very sad...
The reported demise of my LAKE SHOW organization has been highly exaggerated. I like my young rebuilding squad... I think we can beat any team in the NBA on any given night...maybe not in a 7 game series, but we gottta shot...
I ate really healthy last night and took my vitamins...just had a cup of coffee and the result was, I just DESTROYED my company bathroom....Daaaaamnnn....Shit felt hella good too(pun intended) It looked like huge spagetti wrapped to the top of the pot for real...i must lost 4.5 pounds in one shot....I feel a little sorry for the next cat who rolls up in that bitch after me cause I didnt even spray the lysol that was sittin on the deal cause I wanted them to appreciate my work......LOL...LOL......BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!! my man....k-shelt

Happy Thanksgiving (click here for more info.)

Happy Thanksgiving to all of you. Remember the pilgrims were a bunch of insane mutha fuckas and if it weren't for the Native Americans, they would all have certainly died!!!

Saudi Arabia's Treatment of Women and Women that get RAPED!!

This shit would ordinarily be unbelievable, but seeing as it is Saudi Arabia, nothing surprises me about that country anymore.

Joke of the day...

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.

Unknown to her, her 9 year old son is hiding in the closet one day when her lover is there. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she hides her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside."
Man: "Okay, how much?"
Boy: "$250."
Man: "You got it."

A few weeks later it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are
in the closet together.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball." The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The son says,
"$1,000." The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends
like that. That's way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take
you to church and make you confess."

They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy
sit in the confessional booth and closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that shit again!"

Officer responds to call about a naked couple fighting in the street.

Got to love South Carolina.

A Greenville man was arrested Sunday night after police say he and his pregnant live-in girlfriend were scuffling naked in the street, with a plastic sword and an unleashed pit bull nearby.

Adam Michael Parzych, 29, of 45 E. Faris Road, was charged with criminal domestic violence of a high and aggravated nature in connection with the incident, according to an arrest warrant. Parzych choked and beat his girlfriend, who is pregnant with his child, the warrant alleges.

A motorist flagged down police officer M.C. Hunter near the city fire station on Augusta Road and told the officer that a man was assaulting a woman in the middle of the road just down the street, according to a police incident report.

Numerous cars were stopped in the roadway where a man and a woman, both naked, were struggling, the report states. The man was trying to grab the woman. Near the two was a plastic sword and a pit bull off its leash.

The officer ordered the man to put his hands up and move away from the woman. The officer tried to approach the man but couldn't because of the pit bull, until the woman secured the dog. The woman put on a robe and gave the officer a blanket to cover the handcuffed man, whom the officer noticed had a superficial wound to his chest.

The man told the officer that he and his girlfriend had gotten into an argument and that his girlfriend had tried to stab him, the report states. The man told the officer that he thought he was stabbed in the heart. While EMS treated the man, he began to regurgitate and complain that he was throwing up blood, the report states.

Emergency workers told the man that it wasn't blood but instead the red wine he had been drinking earlier.

The woman told the officer that she and her boyfriend got into an argument during dinner, when the man got drunk and became sexually aroused, the report states. The woman said she wanted to go to sleep and the man became outraged, threw her on the bed and began choking her with both hands and striking her, the report states.

She said the man threatened to kill her, grabbed a knife from a nearby closet door and held the knife to her throat, the report states. She said the man then turned the knife toward himself and told the woman to kill him, the report states. She said that after refusing and throwing the knife to the floor, the man picked the knife up and turned it on himself again.

She said that as she tried to break free, the knife entered the man's chest and bent the tip of the blade. She said that while the man was disoriented, she broke free and ran into the street to flag down help.

She said no one stopped, so she sat down in the middle of the roadway. Then, she said, the man came out of the house and began to drag her back to the house.

The officer saw visible bruises, cuts and scrapes on the woman's body, the report states. The woman told the officer that she was afraid to prosecute the man because of his history of violence, the report states.

Here they go again.

Last time I checked wasn't the war in Iraq still going on? Then can someone please tell me why are the republicans talking mainly about illegal immigrants trying to do this and trying to do that? For example giving illegals a drivers licence whats so bad about that idea? How many assholes w/DUI's still drive? How many assholes w/a suspended licence still drive? Yet we take the time to talk about illegals and anything to do w/them. The fact is at least they're (illegals) are trying to start doing things by the book. Even if you tell them (illegals) that they can not get a licence, there is nothing to prevent them from driving, so at least they're trying like I said to start doing things by the book. Now before I go any further I was born in Greece and came to this country legally in 1975, now I've just finally got around to applying for my Citizenship which my dumb ass should have done along time ago so the whole illegal thing I'm not to crazy about but don't people see that the republicans are doing what they did when the war first started and taking heat away from the lies that were told by coating it w/the fear of terroists getting us? Now that, that is getting old they have moved on to illegal immigrants? WTF is wrong w/people? Don't they see whats really going on? I mean really, and the democrats where are their balls to speak up and say something about this? This is why we need to kick all of them fucks out and start from scratch! Anyone, please try and help me understand this whole thing, maybe I'm missing something.

Oh I forgot

MAN....Why are they fuckin with Barry? From that u know my position on this...If u get caught bangin your co-worker....are you going to admit it to your significant other if you don't have too, unless she has video evidence? HELL NO....The fukin roids did hit them HR's...Granted he is an ego-driven prick and should have came clean and retired when he had the chance, BUT DAMN....Our judicial system is on another level stupid once again....Just like this OJ shit out here...They shut down the whole block for media vans and cameras for this fool's trial...They are going to TRIAL when everyone knows he was really set up this time....All the dudes admitted they would have lied to the police if OJ had offered them money...he didn't offer to break them off so they said fuckit...we'll go with the prosecution...when I get rich, I am buying an ark cause I bet it is about to rain for 40 days and nights again real soon, cause humans are fukin retarded...

Finally Friday

Bout time...Is anybody worth 27 million dollars that aint won you a championship? Funny how the "shitty quarter back gene" runs in the Leaf family (Oregon) How was that kid on scholarship...seriously. At that level, there is not supposed to be that big of a dropoff at that position....Oregon's done....How amazing would it be if Duke, arguably the worst D1 football team in are era BEATS Notre Dame this weekend....They have better statistical stats in every category and play a similar dificult schedule...Anybody watch that "two girls one cup video" AWWWful.....there IS no next level after that.....them bitches are ___________ can't think of the nastiest word there is in the english language, but u catch my drift....

Thursday Biaatch

Gonna have to stick by my Lake Show as long as the Kobester is there. By far the best player on the planet....Farmar is coming along, and I was even mildly impressed by the big goofy center kid. We may have only won cause T Mac got hurt, but fuckem...You ever nick your nacho when shaving...that shit stings...

Monday

..its bad when Notre Dame gets anal raped again and no one is suprised and it gets NO pub all weekend...wow...will one year make them kids that much better with the same coach? If I am not mistaken, ALL the other teams that have been sodomizing them THIS YEAR will also mature in the normal evolution of things just like them for next year right? UCLA...ugh! I heard they had to start some walk on kid who was "really" good at Madden...(LOL) and they almost won! Fair is fair...UNLV is almost as bad as Notre Dame...we have TWO (2) wins biotch....The Colts will be a better team because of the loss yesterday, and S.Diego is still over rated....That American Gangster flick was good....not great, but very good...did not reach the Goodfellas, Casino or dare I mention Godfather...status.."My Man"

The 10 worst UNINTENTIONAL website URLS...

Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today’s world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just as you think it looks.

Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn’t give their domain names enough consideration...

1. A site called ‘Who Represents’ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is:
www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at:
www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at:
www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at:
www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company:
www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always:
www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is:
www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at:
www.gotahoe.com

PS: these are real sites!

Fuck The Vikings

This story is completely ridiculous. How could they do that to a player that is not doing drugs, pulling guns on people, beating up women, or doing anything as bad as Pacman, Chris Henry, Tank Johnson, etc.

War Against the Pharm Companies

I am hereby declaring war against the monopoly of drug companies that subject us to all their ridiculous ads and propaganda in order to encourage us to become dependent on their drugs. Here is my first shot, for those of us that have trouble sleeping.

http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/11/05/curing-insomnia-without-the-pills/

Giuliani's and Bush's Guy

Remember this was Bush's nomination for the Head of Homeland Security, who withdrew his name because he had hired a couple of illegal immigrants to work in his house. Also remember both Bush and Giuliani said he was a strong stand up guy. I think swindling, deceiving, law-breaking cock sucker would have been more appropriate!!

Joke of the Day

This was in the Washington Post... the title of the article was "Best

> Come Back Line Ever."
>
> In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white
> male, in a pumpkin patch
> 11:38 p.m. on Friday night.
>
> On Monday, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was
> charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and
> public intoxication.
>
> The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his
> way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, "You know
> how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around

> for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around" he stated

> in a telephone interview.
>
> Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road,
> picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut

> a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged 'need.' "Guess I
> was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident
> embarrassment.
>
> In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an
> approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until officer
> Brenda Taylor approached him.
>
> "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor.
> "I walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this
pumpkin."
>
> Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached
> Lawrence.
>
> "I said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex
> with a pumpkin?"
>
> He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he

> looked me straight in the face and said...
>
> "A pumpkin? Shit...is it midnight already?"

Telecom Immunity

If you read this blog, post to it, or just simply happen to see this I cannot stress enough the importance of you to call your representatives and URGE them NOT to give the telecom companies immunity. They broke the law, a law in which they helped write, and they should not be permitted to get away with it. At some point people need to be held accountable for their "patriotism" that circumvented our constitutional rights!!!

Call now:

Senate http://www.senate.gov/general/contact_information/senators_cfm.cfm



Congress http://www.house.gov/house/MemberWWW.shtml

Sup

WOW...ND Suuuucks....Come on man...What Pop Warner coach doesnt know to kick the field goal in that situation? Charlie Wiess is a very average coach...My mark for a good coach is coach a bad team, then show me how you plan and motivate....He is awlful...they fire the brotha for this dude? UCLA....damn....nuff said....I was happy to see San Diego lose last night...Don't hate for saying this, but I think the whole team is over rated outside of Merriman & Gates....yes including LT...he's good, but has he done half a shit against a decent defense? Or took the team on his back (like the rook Peterson last nite) to win a game this year against a above average defense? NO....The Colts kinda choked...3 chances to get points and break N.Englands spirit, and one field goal is all they got...Ohio St. is over rated...I think Kansas would give them a run....Oregon would beat them out right...What's the latest on my man Kobe?

Why didn't this make te news?

Just a few things that I found that I found to be quite interesting.
1. Cheney falls asleep during a briefing.
2Fema calls a press conference and has their own employees act as the
news media.
3 E Stanley ex ceo of merell lynch losses the company $8 billion and gets a
golden parachute of $160 million.
Can someone help me to undersatnd why none of these things really didn't get
any press??

?Why didn't this really make

?Why didn't this really make

Really Funny

One day little Johnny heard a noise and peeked into his parents room tocheck it out.He opened the door to see his mom bent over the dresser, and dad goingat it behind her. Johnny's dad saw him and gave him a little wink anda smile as Johnny closed the door.After business was finished Dad went to check on little Johnny. Heopened his bedroom door to find Grandma bent over the dresser and littleJohnny going at it behind her.Dad yelled, "Johnny, what the hell are you doing?!"Little Johnny replied, "It's not so funny when it's YOUR mom is it?!"

Ex cop shows how to avoid drug arrests

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=14470003

Awesome!

Come on man...

DES MOINES, Iowa -- A hunter is recovering after he was shot in the leg at close range by his dog, who stepped on his shotgun and tripped the trigger, an official said Tuesday.
James Harris, 37, of Tama, was hit in the calf Saturday, the opening day of pheasant season, said Alan Foster, a spokesman with the Iowa Department of Natural Resources.
"He had surgery and is doing pretty well," he said. "He took between 100-120 pellets in about a 4-inch circle to his calf."
COME ON MAN....As a brotha chillin in Vegas who likes to shoots some hoops, work out at the gym, watch all sports on the tube, beat the chicken, beat female guts unconcious, smack bones and drink vodka for recreation....is there any OFF chance for me to GET SHOT BY MY FUCKIN DOG while I try to have fun? Not saying that cat was in fact a caucasion................but.........come on man

One more reason Best Buy can kiss my ass

http://consumerist.com/consumer/fraud/best-buy-sells-you-a-box-of-bathroom-tiles-instead-of-hard-drive-wont-refund-315873.php

Buy a hard drive, open the box, get a bunch of bathroom tiles, have best buy refuse a refund.

lol

Hahaha! Denver just had their shit OWNED.

Monday

Did anyone give a shit about the baseball season just ending? Hmmm, not really. Although I was born in New England, so Boston is technically my squad...Does anyone give a shit about the Basketball season beginning? Hmmm, not really. Or maybe I am bitter now that I may not have a team any longer because of M. Kupcheck and Kobez ass...They are gonna have to do some major marketing to create interest until playoffs cause that shit is boring son! Patriots v Colts will be the bomb this week....The Patriots will cover, but it will be close. What yall hear about the new Denzel movie? Is it any good...

Why aren't more people up in arms about this crap?!?

And the NPR story http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=15673519

Justice Served?

This whole case stunk from the beginning!!

http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/metro/stories/2007/10/26/genarlow_1026.html

CNN Greatest Drinking Stories...

http://www.cnn.com/2007/LIVING/wayoflife/10/26/mf.drinking.storries/index.html

So you think you can drink?

Just How I Wanted To Start The Day Off

What started the California Wildfires?? Oh, the Gay's.

In a move worthy of Jerry Falwell who blamed 9/11 on "the pagans and the abortionists and the feminists and the gays and the lesbians", crazed anti-abortion pastor Matt Trewhella of Missionaries to the Preborn sent the following E-Mail out today to his flock:

Subject: The Righteous Judgment of God
Date: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 03:00:18 +0000

Dear Friends,

Last week I groaned when I read how Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger signed a bill into law in California which foisted homosexuality upon the children of that state through the state school system. The bill was SB777 and it clearly redefines (perverts) what sexuality is, as well as promotes the legitmacy of homosexuality upon children starting from kindergarten on up. He signed the bill on Saturday, October 13th.

Seven days later on October 20th, wildfires broke out across California in several places.

The smoke can know be seen from satellite! The headline for MsNBC web site now read s 'WE CAN'T STOP IT.' Firefighters concede defeat as 1 Million flee Calif. blazes. Evacuees jam streets. The story then goes on to talk about 600 square miles up in flames and over 1300 buildings burnt to the ground. President Bush has declared a national emergency.

Do you think they will see it as a warning from the Lord for their calling evil good? Do you think they will be able to connect the dots? I won't be holding my breath.

Pastor Matt Trewhella

These are the same kooks that harass women going into abortion clinics and will say anything to justify their righteous indignation.

Matt Trewhella is known by law enforcement, and was investigated by the FBI in the mid 90's during the murders of abortion doctors and clinic workers.

This Milwaukee "Pastor" who is father to 9 children believes that the Columbine massacre would never have happened if the "holy" were fully armed:

Pastor Matt Trewhella, co-founder of the extremist anti-abortion group Missionaries to the Preborn, believes the righteous and the holy have a duty to be fully armed. Not long after the Columbine High School massacre, members of his Mercy Seat Christian Church distributed a Gospel tract entitled "Kids Killing Kids: How Can We Stop the Bloodshed?" at local schools.

His latest hate speech today about God's retribution causing the California wildfires is beyond despicable. Last time I checked, my God was a loving God, not a vengeful one.

Illegal Immigrants...again

This time they're stealing from the fire evacuees.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/breakingnews/2007/10/six-undocumente.html

Un-fucking-real

Thursday

You know what I am trippin off of......The difference in the immediate media and disaster relief and outcry for the folks in SD as oppposed to the folks in the 5th Ward in L.A. a couple years ago....President Bush is scheduled to survey the damage TODAY....How long did it take him to get to L-anna when mufukas was straight DYING? It is unfortunate that so many people are displaced in Diego, but that situation really shows the hipocracy of our country....Remember the arguments back when Katrina hit..."if this was Beverly hills being flooded, food & water and the President would be here within hours to fix this shit" Well....

EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It should be MANDATORY for everyone to know the way the constitution works!
EVERYONE should not only take but PASS the test to become a citizen of this country!
I'm fuckin tired of people qouting shit that they seem to know nothing about. Boast about
how great it is to be an American but can't tell me a fuckin thing about our government or the history of this country!!!!! Ask anyone you know any question you can think of pertaining to the constitution or the citizen test and most don't have a fuckin clue!!!!! AAAHHH IT FUCKIN KILLS ME!!!!!!!!!! Fuck it I'm out!

Wednesday

Got some free tix to the magic show on the strip with Pam Anderson in it last Saturday...Hans Klok...wanna be David Copperfield...It was ok...she was in it for 15 minutes......Tons of make-up, fake as titties and all....THAT BITCH IS BANGIN...She was in a little tiny bikini showgirl outfit the whole time, for 40...awesome...Dingy as a mufuka, but tight...Not worth the reported 4 million for the year she's getting...the show is getting cancelled after six months anyway...nothin we havent seen before....One of yall mufukas in LA....tell me....What is going to happen to Kobe?! I have to decide who my new team is going to be soon....

How The Hell Is This Supporting Our Troops

This money should be going to the troops!!!

Or at least some to the troops and the rest here

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=15579667

Bored

I see yall mufukas is on"Fiiiiiiiya" down in them parts....Your shit is so bad, it is messin with my air quality in Vegas..."what the fuck!?" I got asthma. The Tephlon Don, OJ is about to get off again despite eeeeverybody hatin' on this cat, all these dudes are rolling over on him up here, and the prosecuter said today he doubts he can put him behind bars.....Only 1 out 53 cats have gone to jail for what they are trying to get OJ on....Boo-hoo....Dude is a straight up idiot, but this Vegas thing was a set up....I am of the opinion now that there is no "best team" in college football....ESPN has a good article on the last 5 undefeated teams and NONE of them have beaten anybody significant....can anyone say "playoff" M. Kupchek, eat a nut laced toe jam pubic asada burrito....back to work bitches

Monkeys kill Deputy Mayor in India

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7055625.stm

Monkeys. So like us.

The proposed solution is an awesome one too!

"One approach has been to train bands of larger, more ferocious langur monkeys to go after the smaller groups of Rhesus macaques."

Race, Racism, Being A Racist, and Making Racial Comments

Since race is an issue that will never ever go away and never ever be a blind issue I found these two stories quite fascinating and thought-provoking.

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=15377346

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=15337125

Feel free to either read or listen to the stories and comment

Constitutional misunderstanding

Where does it say in the Constitution that anyone running for any type of office
is dictated by the amount of money that they have, raise, or companies that are
in there pockets????? Also where does it say that they are supposed to be bred
for the job? Am I not experienced enough to run for any thing that I choose?
Or rich enough? This is exactly why we're in the fucking mess that we're in.
Somewhere along the road someone decided that, that was the case. The republicans
if I remember correctly stood for LESS GOVERNMENT and the democrats
well honestlythey're all a bunch of pussies that say alot and do jack shit when the
time comes for it. Don't get me wrong I'm a Democrat but the shit that I see today
makes me realized that both sides need to get the fuck out and start all over, and we
need to step and take the lead as was given to us in the Constitution for the beggining!

Monday

Hmmm.....UCLA has officially removed themselves from being ass lint salvaging their season...ND is worser than the original assessment, and seemingly poorly coached, or is just me? Can we blame it ALL on young players when you have the greatest offensive mind in the history of sports coaching you (perfect score on the SAT's)? Hmmmm....The Vikings turned ot to be, well..."the same ol' Vikings"...enough said...Randy Moss for a 4th round draft pick...LOL...Boston was my old squad, the Rockies is my new squad....DAMN...guess I'll go with the....Rockies....(unless they lose). Don't sleep on the Giants, that D line is next level sick...Even though Smush is gone....couldnt bring myself to watch the Show (when Kobe wasn't in)...I hate Kupcheck...he can eat a lightly toasted Booger sandwich...

What's Up

What's up peoples? Sound off about anything you want, just keep it real, keep it unique, and keep it with the utmost respect (NOT).