Thursday, July 24, 2008

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Bushies to Outlaw Popular Birth Control Methods by Administrative Rule

The Following rule proposed by the Bushholes would outlaw the pill and IUDs. Christo-fascists hate all types of birth control because they believe it encourages promiscuity and enables people to have sex other than for procreation. They especially hate the pill & IUD because they prevent implantation of the fertilized egg. A Christo-fascist believes that as soon as the egg is fertilized, it has a soul and preventing implantation is therefore murder
Result will be more paternity suits and unwanted children.

Clinton vows to fight "insulting" abortion plan

By Michelle Nichols Fri Jul 18, 7:59 PM ET

NEW YORK (Reuters) - A Bush administration plan to define several widely used contraception methods as abortion is a "gratuitous, unnecessary insult" to women and faces tough opposition, Sen. Hillary Clinton said on Friday.
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The former Democratic presidential candidate joined family planning groups to condemn the proposal that defines abortion to include contraception such as birth control pills and intrauterine devices.

It would cut off federal funds to hospitals and states where medical providers are obligated to offer legal abortion and contraception to women.

"We will not put up with this radical, ideological agenda to turn the clock back on women's rights," the New York senator told a joint news conference with New York Rep. Nita Lowey, also a Democrat, at Bellevue Hospital.

"Women would watch their contraceptive coverage disappear overnight," said Clinton.

The planned rule is aimed at countering recent state laws enacted to ensure that women can get contraception when they want or need it. It also would help protect the rights of medical providers to refuse to offer contraception.

Clinton said she has written a letter with Patty Murray, a Democrat senator from Washington, to Health and Human Services Secretary Mike Leavitt asking him to reconsider and reject the release of the proposed rules.

She also urged people to sign a petition on her website, www.hillpac.com, against the proposed changes.

"Our first effort is to get the Bush administration to rescind the regulation, not issue in its current form," Clinton said. "If that doesn't succeed, we're going to be looking for legislative steps that we can take to prevent this regulation from ever going into effect."

A copy of a memo that appears to be an Department of Health and Human Services draft provided to Reuters this week carries a broad definition of abortion as any procedures, including prescription drugs, "that result in the termination of the life of a human being in utero between conception and natural birth, whether before or after implantation."

Conception occurs when egg and sperm unite in the Fallopian tubes. It takes three to four days before the fertilized egg implants in the uterus. Several birth control methods interfere with this, including the birth control pill and IUDs.

"If enacted, these rules will make birth control out of reach for some women. That's a sure way to guarantee more unintended pregnancies and more abortions," said Anne Davis of Physicians for Reproductive Choice and Health.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Katy teacher accused of sexual relationship with student

Ok here we go again!!!! And we all know if this were a mail teacher and female student he would have already been tar and featherd and lambasted by EVERYBODY!!!




A Katy school teacher accused of having a sexual relationship with a student was ordered by a judge this morning to have no further contact with the teen.

State District Judge George Godwin ordered that Virginia Cammack, 35, not talk to or contact the 17-year-old boy while free on $20,000 bond. Cammack was charged Tuesday with having an improper relationship with a student, a second-degree felony.

After the brief hearing, prosecutor Denise Oncken said Cammack taught at Morton Ranch High School. She said Katy ISD authorities were led to Cammack by an anonymous e-mail and phone call from a parent.

Monday, July 14, 2008

Just In Case You Did Not Have Enough Info On McCain. How can we elect this shit?!?

McCain Says He's Learning How To Use A Computer

By Sarah Lai Stirland EmailJuly 13, 2008 | 9:47:33 PMCategories: Election '08
John McCain told the New York Times in an interview that appeared in Sunday's edition that he's learning how to use a computer. But yet again in his blunt fashion, he informed NYT readers that "I don't e-mail, I've never felt the particular need to e-mail."

Click on the title for the complete article

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Monday, July 7, 2008

Thursday, July 3, 2008

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Unified Field Theory

The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5
inches. That's an exceedingly odd number.
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> Why was that gauge used? Because that's the way they built them in
England, and English expatriates built the US railroads.
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> Why did the English build them like that? Because the first rail lines
were built by the same people who built the p re-railroad tramways, and
that's the gauge they used.
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> Why did 'they' use that gauge then? Because the people who built the
tramways used the same jigs and tools that they used for building wagons,
which used that wheel spacing.
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> Why did the wagons have that particular odd wheel spacing? Well, if they
tried to use any other spacing, the wagon wheels would break on some of the
old, long distance roads in England, because that's the spacing of the wheel
ruts.
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> So who built those old rutted roads? Imperial Rome built the first long
distance roads in Europe (and England) for their legions. The roads have
been used ever since.
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> And the ruts in the roads? Roman war chariots formed the initial ruts,
which everyone else had to match for fear of destroying their wagon wheels.
Since the chariots were made for Imperial Rome, they were all alike in the
matter of wheel spacing. Therefore the United States standard railroad gauge
of 4 feet, 8.5 inches is derived from the original specifications for an
Imperial Roman war chariot. Bureaucracies live forever.
>
> So the next time you are handed a Specification/ Procedure/ Process and
wonder 'What horse's ass came up with it?' you may be exactly right.
>
> Imperial Roman army chariots were made just wide enough to accommodate the
rear ends of two war horses. (Two horses' asses.) Now, the twist to the
story:
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> When you see a Space Shuttle sitting on its launch pad, there are two big
booster rockets attached to the sides of the main fuel tank. These are solid
rocket boosters, or SRBs. The SRBs are made by Thiokol at their factory in
Utah. The engineers who designed the SRBs would have preferred to make them
a bit fatter, but the SRBs had to be shipped by train from the factory to
the launc h site. The railroad line from the factory happens to run through
a tunnel in the mountains, and the SRBs had to fit through that tunnel. The
tunnel is slightly wider than the railroad track, and the railroad track, as
you now know, is about as wide as two horses' behinds.
>
> So, a major Space Shuttle design feature of what is arguably the world's
most advanced transportation system was determined over two thousand years
ago by the width of a horse's ass.
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> And you thought being a horse's ass wasn't important? Ancient horse's
asses control almost everything....and CURRENT Horses Asses are controlling
everything else!!

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Ball Girl Shows Up Left Fielder

Watch the ball girl and then watch again and see how the left fielder is a lazy overpaid ball player

Monday, June 23, 2008

Ya Gotta Love Today's Version Of Journalism. LMAO

Amazon Tribe

The Not-So-Lost Tribe

by Mike Krumboltz

June 23, 2008 06:09:40 PM

Even in an age when cynical sleuths can hyper-analyze stories for truth and accuracy, the occasional hoax still slips through the cracks. Such was the case with a so-called "lost Amazon tribe."

A few months ago, mainstream news outlets (including, ahem, Yahoo!) reported that a photographer had found a lost tribe of warriors near the Brazilian-Peruvian border. Photos of the tribe backed up his claim.

As it turns out, the story is only half true. The men in the photo are members of a tribe, but it certainly ain't "lost." In fact, as the photographer, José Carlos Meirelles, recently explained, authorities have known about this particular tribe since 1910. The photographer and the agency that released the pictures wanted to make it seem like they were members of a lost tribe in order to call attention to the dangers the logging industry may have on the group.

The photographer recently came clean, and news outlets, perhaps embarrassed at having been taken for a ride, have been slow to pick up the story. Now, the word is starting to spread and articles in the Buzz are picking up steam. Expect a lot more brutal truth in the coming days.

Friday, June 20, 2008

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Bad day at the office

http://tapespace.com/view/Bad_Day_At_The_Office

LOL awesome!

Worlds Largest Tongue

Shitty thing is...he probably doesnt ever get a chance to eat no pussy wit it...

Sunday, June 1, 2008

Credit Card Settlement

Massive TransUnion Settlement To Reveal Credit Scores [Class Actions]

Did you have a credit card between Wednesday and 1987? Great! You're part of a massive class action settlement with TransUnion. The credit reporting agency has agreed to fork out services worth over $100 to every cardholder as a way of saying "sorry for grossly violating federal privacy laws by selling your private data to businesses!"

Violated cardholders can select from two options:

(1) Basic relief. Free credit monitoring for six months, which gives you daily access to your credit report and credit score and 24-hour credit-monitoring service. This normally costs $59.75. Those who elect this option may get a cash payment if there’s money left from the $75 million settlement fund.

(2) Enhanced relief. An alternative enhanced set of services” in exchange for a full release of claims. This options includes nine months credit monitoring, a suite of insurance scores and TransUnion’s mortgage simulator service. This option normally would cost $115.50. You won’t be entitled to any cash payment under this option.

Option 1 could generate cash, but option 2 might provide your actual credit score, depending on which news outlet you believe. Option 2 has the potential to be worth significantly more to the average consumer.

Even better: "Under the settlement, a credit card number would not be required to sign up for either service. After the free service ends, TransUnion could not charge for an extension unless it was requested by the consumer."

The settlement still needs to be approved, but if it is, it'll be a huge win for consumers.

Ken McEldowney, executive director of Consumer Action, a national advocacy group based in San Francisco, called the settlement mind-boggling.

"It's everything we tell consumers that they need to find out if they have problems with their credit," he said. "They are getting information on how to improve it and information about whether they are creditworthy. This is astonishing."

You can start filing claims on June 16 at the settlement website, or by calling (866) 416-3470.

Consumers will soon know the (credit) score [L.A. Times]
TransUnion Free Credit Score Settlement [Blueprint For Financial Prosperity]
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Friday, May 30, 2008

Thursday, May 29, 2008

A Black Man

Why is it that a Black Man can create a tiny piece called a filament (electric light-Lewis Latimer) that allows people to see in the dark, but can't be seen fit to lead a country to the true light.

Why is it that a Black Man can create an instrument (clock-Benjamin Banneker) that all people use to tell time, but people don't think it is time for him to run a country.

Why is it that a Black Man can design a place for the high authorities to meet in & a place for the President to live in (The Capital & the White House) (Phillip Reid-a slave & Pierre L'Enfant), but is not good enough to lead these meetings or live in himself.

Why is it that a Black Man was brilliant enough to do the first open heart surgery (Dr. Daniel Hale Williams) and show the world how to get and preserve plasma (Dr. Charles Drew), but not good enough to put a program in place where everyone can afford this surgery.

Why is it that a Black Man was creative enough to design an instrument (traffic light-Garrett Morgan) To bring multiple people (traffic) to a halt, but not seen creative enough to design a plan to bring all this unnecessary and worthless Fighting between countries to an end.

Why is it that a Black Man could create the soles (shoes-Jan Matzeliger) that people Walk on everyday? But not seen good enough to fill the shoes of a bad president.

Why is it that a Black Man was smart enough & brave enough to teach himself (Fredrick Douglas & Thomas Fuller-both slaves) and others how to read, write and/or calculate math, but not seen (as) smart enough and bold enough to calculate a platform to be President to a country That sure needs another first by us

So you see my Brothers and Sisters what I am saying is let us not forget our past, which led us to our present and can definitely be the backbone to our future. We were good enough, smart enough, creative enough, and bold enough then, so Lets all give Obama the chance to show that we are still these things and more. We all are as strong as our weakest link, so don't be that
weak link that denies Our people that chance to show we still can OVERCOME & BE THE FIRST..........

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Kobe...MVP By the way...in case yall forgot...

Kobe finally gettin a little personality

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Interesting point

Disney probably didnt mean shit by it...but SOMEBODY had to be thinking this shit may look a little fishy to somebody....right?

Sunday, May 11, 2008

The secret war in Laos

My dad filled me in on a lot of history about how the US used Hmong and Montagnard fighters during Vietnam and basically left them up shits creek at the end of the war. They are still being persecuted today.


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Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Sunday, May 4, 2008

Bush v. McCain


I just took The Bush-McCain Challenge -- an online quiz to see if you can tell the difference between George W. Bush and John McCain. Check it out, and see if you can do any better than I did!

http://Bush-McCainChallenge.com/?rc=challenge-friends&r_id=12561-5823332-Xirg8i

Tell me what happens when you take the challenge. I got most of them right!!

Blow it up, VEGAS STYLE!!

The screaming frog

-The Screaming Frog-

Friday, May 2, 2008

lion eats man.........

Man eats Lion - because the lion is being a lion- yet humans have to kill the lions for being a lion... in the end they shoot the lion for being a man eater...

Monday, April 28, 2008

Ren and Stimpy - Ice Cream Bar

Your creamy center and oh so nutty chocolate

Friday, April 25, 2008

Monday, April 21, 2008

Eagle - 1 Goats - 0

http://tapespace.com/view/Eagle_Throws_Goat_Off_Cliff

LOL

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Nike has some awesome commercials

The guy that sings this song is Saul Williams. What a song. What a commercial. LT, Adrian Peterson, Steve Nash, amateurs, kids, bugs, slow mo, what more do you want.

There are always strings attached!

Lock the door dumbass!

For Katrina! Aim for the eye of the hurricane!

Its All in the Science!!

Monday, April 7, 2008

More McCain Info. Feel free to click on the links to confirm the information

1. John McCain voted against establishing a national holiday in honor of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Now he says his position has "evolved," yet he's continued to oppose key civil rights laws.1

2. According to Bloomberg News, McCain is more hawkish than Bush on Iraq, Russia and China. Conservative columnist Pat Buchanan says McCain "will make Cheney look like Gandhi."2

3. His reputation is built on his opposition to torture, but McCain voted against a bill to ban waterboarding, and then applauded President Bush for vetoing that ban.3

4. McCain opposes a woman's right to choose. He said, "I do not support Roe versus Wade. It should be overturned."4

5. The Children's Defense Fund rated McCain as the worst senator in Congress for children. He voted against the children's health care bill last year, then defended Bush's veto of the bill.5

6. He's one of the richest people in a Senate filled with millionaires. The Associated Press reports he and his wife own at least eight homes! Yet McCain says the solution to the housing crisis is for people facing foreclosure to get a "second job" and skip their vacations.6

7. Many of McCain's fellow Republican senators say he's too reckless to be commander in chief. One Republican senator said: "The thought of his being president sends a cold chill down my spine. He's erratic. He's hotheaded. He loses his temper and he worries me."7

8. McCain talks a lot about taking on special interests, but his campaign manager and top advisers are actually lobbyists. The government watchdog group Public Citizen says McCain has 59 lobbyists raising money for his campaign, more than any of the other presidential candidates.8

9. McCain has sought closer ties to the extreme religious right in recent years. The pastor McCain calls his "spiritual guide," Rod Parsley, believes America's founding mission is to destroy Islam, which he calls a "false religion." McCain sought the political support of right-wing preacher John Hagee, who believes Hurricane Katrina was God's punishment for gay rights and called the Catholic Church "the Antichrist" and a "false cult."9

10. He positions himself as pro-environment, but he scored a 0—yes, zero—from the League of Conservation Voters last year.10


Sources:
1. "The Complicated History of John McCain and MLK Day," ABC News, April 3, 2008
http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2008/04/the-complicated.html

"McCain Facts," ColorOfChange.org, April 4, 2008
http://colorofchange.org/mccain_facts/

2. "McCain More Hawkish Than Bush on Russia, China, Iraq," Bloomberg News, March 12, 2008
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601103&sid=aF28rSCtk0ZM&refer=us

"Buchanan: John McCain 'Will Make Cheney Look Like Gandhi,'" ThinkProgress, February 6, 2008
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/02/06/buchanan-gandhi-mccain/

3. "McCain Sides With Bush On Torture Again, Supports Veto Of Anti-Waterboarding Bill," ThinkProgress, February 20, 2008
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/02/20/mccain-torture-veto/

4. "McCain says Roe v. Wade should be overturned," MSNBC, February 18, 2007
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17222147/

5. "2007 Children's Defense Fund Action Council® Nonpartisan Congressional Scorecard," February 2008
http://www.childrensdefense.org/site/PageServer?pagename=act_learn_scorecard2007

"McCain: Bush right to veto kids health insurance expansion," CNN, October 3, 2007
http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/10/03/mccain.interview/

6. "Beer Executive Could Be Next First Lady," Associated Press, April 3, 2008
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5h-S1sWHm0tchtdMP5LcLywg5ZtMgD8VQ86M80

"McCain Says Bank Bailout Should End `Systemic Risk,'" Bloomberg News, March 25, 2008
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aHMiDVYaXZFM&refer=home

7. "Will McCain's Temper Be a Liability?," Associated Press, February 16, 2008
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory?id=4301022

"Famed McCain temper is tamed," Boston Globe, January 27, 2008
http://www.boston.com/news/nation/articles/2008/01/27/famed_mccain_temper_is_tamed/

8. "Black Claims McCain's Campaign Is Above Lobbyist Influence: 'I Don't Know What The Criticism Is,'" ThinkProgress, April 2, 2008
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/02/mccain-black-lobbyist/

"McCain's Lobbyist Friends Rally 'Round Their Man," ABC News, January 29, 2008
http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/story?id=4210251

9. "McCain's Spiritual Guide: Destroy Islam," Mother Jones Magazine, March 12, 2008
http://www.motherjones.com/washington_dispatch/2008/03/john-mccain-rod-parsley-spiritual-guide.html

"Will McCain Specifically 'Repudiate' Hagee's Anti-Gay Comments?," ThinkProgress, March 12, 2008
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/03/12/mccain-hagee-anti-gay/

"McCain 'Very Honored' By Support Of Pastor Preaching 'End-Time Confrontation With Iran,'" ThinkProgress, February 28, 2008
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/02/28/hagee-mccain-endorsement/

10. "John McCain Gets a Zero Rating for His Environmental Record," Sierra Club, February 28, 2008
http://www.alternet.org/blogs/environment/77913/

Friday, April 4, 2008

A Little McCain Info for you guys. Feel free to pass along to anybody not in the know

On this date, 40 years ago, Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. was assassinated in Memphis. It's a day when many of us will celebrate his legacy, the values he espoused, and his vision for a better America. Some will talk about the King who challenged America's unlawful war in Vietnam, who found common ground with Malcolm X, and who became more aggressive in his push for improving America. But the media will likely focus a great deal on politicians who give speeches where they try to align themselves with his legacy.

We wanted to make sure that today when Senator McCain speaks, you and your friends and family know who's talking.

McCain will bring his "Service to America" tour to Memphis on Friday, but many people don't know the service he touts includes voting against the federal holiday honoring Dr. King. In August 1983 he fought the holiday, voting to block a piece of bipartisan legislation honoring him that was supported by even conservative Republicans--including Dick Cheney--and signed into law by President Reagan.

McCain went on to resist recognizing a King holiday in his home state of Arizona. When Arizona's state legislature failed to pass a bill recognizing a holiday honoring Dr. King, the governor at the time, Bruce Babbit, created the holiday by executive order. Babbit's successor, Gov. Evan Mecham rescinded the order as his first act in office, doing away with the holiday. John McCain's response? He defended the governor, not Dr. King. (After undoing the holiday, the same governor went on to publicly support referring to Black people as "pickaninnies").

In 1990, seven years after his initial vote, McCain went along with establishing a King holiday. On the campaign trail in 2000, facing questions about his history on this issue, McCain declared he had "evolved."

Looking at the rest of McCain's public record, even recently, it's hard to see much evidence of an "evolution". In fact, McCain has consistently opposed a civil rights agenda:

  • He voted an amazing FOUR times against the Civil Rights Act of 1990--a bill designed to make it easier for employees to prove job discrimination and imposing harsher penalties on bosses who discriminated.
  • In 2004 he opposed affirmative action in college admissions--a key component of the 1964 Civil Rights Act that is among King's key legislative victories.
  • He has voted at least 8 times against raising the minimum wage.
  • And as recently as last month, he argued against federal intervention to help Americans, disproportionately Black Americans, who have faced foreclosure during the housing crisis.

If John McCain has evolved, he hasn't evolved much. Instead, we see a consistent and troubling pattern. From campaigning against Dr. King's holiday to undermining important civil rights laws, John McCain has not stood side by side with King's vision, he has stood in its way.

Today, we hope that everyone will take a moment to pause and remember Dr. King's legacy, recognizing his contributions of words, deeds and ultimately his life. And we hope that all can see past political posturing (regardless of who it comes from) and embrace the bold, challenging vision that King actually projected. We believe that in doing so, we honor both his legacy and his sacrifice.

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

A little pissed this N - Word is fucking Black

Gott to be the fucking stupiderest muther fucker on THE Face of the earf

Bumping Donuts

Thought I would share this with all of you breeders and I have not posted in a while. Enjoy.


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Monday, March 31, 2008

Lil' Bush:

Even better than Sarah Silverman

Captain Python

Like the great taste of Chocolate and Peanut butter combining to be more than the sum of its parts, now experience the synergy of Python and Trek!

Sales up 500%

Nice

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Fox News. Hard Hitting, important stories.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,342099,00.html

Sunday, March 23, 2008

One more...

http://www.break.com/index/hilarious-interview-of-couple-on-street.html

Hahaha!

http://www.break.com/index/biker_outruns_cops_on_highway.html

French test fire anti-tank missle...


French Military Test Fires Anti-Tank Missile - Watch more free videos

Saturday, March 22, 2008

This video is well worth watching

Allow yourself enough time to watch and feel free to comment after

Friday, March 21, 2008

Streaker makes goal (football, soccer)

lol

NCAA Tourney

I hope you all are checking out the tourney. Some great games so far and even more good ones to come. Any predictions? We should have done a blog bracket. Perhaps for the Sweet 16?

Monday, March 17, 2008

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Awareness test

http://www.dothetest.co.uk/

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

The hooker that Spitzer had...

Skittles, the new crack

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/03/12/skittles.suspension.ap/index.html

Friday, March 7, 2008

Hey chocolate ecstacy

You still going to come to my new restaurant? I miss you like the black brother i never had!!! hahah!

Thursday, March 6, 2008

lol

South African researchers have discovered the heaviest element yet known

to science - Governmentium (Gv). It has one neutron, 25 assistant

neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving

it an atomic mass of 312. They are held together by forces called

morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles

called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert;

however, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which

it comes into contact.



A minute amount of Gv can cause a reaction that would normally take

less than a second to take from four days to four years to complete. Gv

has a half-life of five years; it does not decay, but undergoes a

reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy

neutrons exchange places.



In fact, Gv's mass increases over time, since each reorganization

causes more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This leads some

scientists to believe that Gv is formed whenever morons reach a critical

level of concentration, referred to as critical morass. When catalyzed

with money, Gv becomes Administratium, an element that radiates as much

energy as Gv since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

What America could use

WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?

' My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has been completed.

Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.

This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning.


Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short . The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia and Poland are some of the countries listed there.

The other list contains every one not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.

Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war. THEN EVERY YEAR THERE AFTER IT'll GO TO OUR SOCIAL SECURITY SYSTEM SO IT WON'T GO BROKE IN 20 YEARS.

The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hellholes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.

Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France

In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home . On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.

Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France or maybe China .

I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon ne chance, me z a mies.

I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York

A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change.

Mexico is also on List 2 - its president and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra thousand tanks and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put 'em? Yep, border security.

Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty - starting now.

We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for oil in Alaska - which will take care of this country's oil needs for decades to come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there.

It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, 'darn tootin.'

Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America It is time to eliminate homelessness in America . To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thank you guys. We owe you and we won't forget.

To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to speak Arabic.

God bless America .. Thank you and good night. '

If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier.

Monday, March 3, 2008

a waiters dream or nightmare

If any of you have ever been a waiter, a dream is to throw food on somebody or just to tell everyone to fuck off. Well I've been a waiter for 10 years. I pretty damn good. I make almost 100k a year waiting on fucking tables. Well, I guess i had enough and I tough of my shirt and told everyone to go to hell and walked out. I sort of excited but pretty nervous at the same time. Oh well, time to move on.

Airbus A380 cockpit...

Interactive panoramic view, pretty cool.

Friday, February 29, 2008

funny

I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court, when I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, yellow, orange, and blue.

The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

The old man did not bat an eye in his response,
"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock", he said. "I was just wondering if you were my son."

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Friday, February 22, 2008

Def Jam Poetry - Dave Chappelle

Jamie Foxx on Def Jam Poetry

This shizzle is off the hizzle

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Stop the Spying!

Call your representatives and tell ALL your friends. Would we be given immunity for a crime we committed, nope. Neither should the big telecom companies that compromised our civil liberties

Lake Show Bitches

We can put to rest the "Best Player on the Fuckin Planet" Debate....KO mutha fukin BE and now possibly the front runner to take all this shit....Shaq looked real good...but we beat them with out him, with him, without Gasol and with Gasol...we are good...now....Get the Hateraide on ice gentlemen

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

The Supreme Court May Be At It Again

This is not only sickening, most people in this country would have a problem with what may happen from this crap!!

Monday, February 18, 2008

The Smartest Kid In Class



Yet another classic foreign commerical

REDNECK LOVE

this redneck girl came home one day and asked her dad if she could have money to buy a prom dress the father replied no we cant afford it.she begs and begs until her dad gives in and says ill make you a deal you suck my dick and ill give you the money she says ok and goes down on the old man then pauses ..geez dad your dick tastes like shit..the dad says probably your brother wanted to borrow the car.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Here we go again...

Guess who said this. "Good morning, right now terroists are planning attacks against our country" Damn not even a good morning kiss just straight to the mind fuck. Not even Happy Valenties Day to his wife thats just wrong.....,

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Gettin nastier at the border...

Someone set up a wire to try to decapitate BP agents on motorcycles/quads.

Here

Pieces of shit.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Pussy or Beer

It is time to do a comparison between two things treasured by men, beer and pussy...

A beer is always wet.
A pussy needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.

A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A pussy tastes better served hot.
Advantage: Pussy.

Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.
Advantage: Beer.

Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
Pussy does not.
advantage: Tie

If you get a hair in your teeth
consuming pussy, you are not disgusted.
Advantage: Pussy

24 beers come in a box.
A pussy is a box you can come in.
Advantage: Pussy

Too much head makes you mad at the
person giving you a beer.
Advantage: Pussy.

If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is
still edible.
Advantage: Beer.

If you come home smelling like beer,
your wife may get mad. If you come home
smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad.
Advantage: Beer.

6 beers in a night and you better not
drive. 6 pussies in a night and you
have done all the driving you need.
Advantage: Pussy

Buy too much beer and you will get fat.
Buy too much pussy and you will get poor.
Advantage: Tie

It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game.
You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game.
Advantage: Pussy

If a cop smells beer on your breath,
you are going to get a breathalyzer.
If a cop smells pussy on your breath,
you are going to get a high five.
Advantage: Pussy

With beer, bigger is better.
Advantage: beer.

Wearing a condom does not make a beer
any less enjoyable.
Advantage: beer.

Pussy can make you see God. Beer can
make you see the porcelain god.
Advantage: Pussy

If you think all day about the next pussy
you will have, you are normal.
If you think all day about your next beer,
you are an alcoholic.
Advantage: Pussy

Peeling labels off of beers is fun.
Peeling panties off of pussy is more fun.
Advantage: Pussy.

If you try to snag a beer at work,
you get fired. If you try to snag a pussy
at work, you get hit with sexual harassment.
Advantage: Tie

If you suddenly drop a beer, it may
break. If you suddenly drop a pussy,
it may hunt you down like the dog you are.
Advantage: Beer.

If you change to another beer, your
old brand will gladly have you back.
Advantage: Beer.

The best pussy you have ever had is
not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Pussy.

The worst pussy you have ever had is
not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Beer.

Bad beer: Schlitz, PBR, Old Swill.
Bad pussy: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright.
Advantage: Tie

Good beer: Samuel Adams, Moosehead,
Pete's Wicked Winter Brew.
Good pussy: Almost all but the above.
Advantage Pussy.

The government taxes beer.
Advantage: Pussy.

Monday, February 11, 2008

lol

Personalized Plate


This is a personalized plate found on a white van with tinted windows and a sign saying "Free Candy" posted on the side

Be careful...

If you take your laptop or other electronics out of the country with you.

You may be in for a surprise when you return.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/02/06/AR2008020604763.html

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Indoor Golf Instructor

Indoor golf instructor - yeah right! ha ha
Rules of the games:
1. Player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.
2. Play on the course must be approved by the owner of the hole.
3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole, and keep the balls out.
4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.
5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.
6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied that play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again.
7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well-formed mounds and bunkers.
8. Slow play is encouraged, but players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace a the owner's request.
9. IT IS CONSIDERED AN OUTSTANDING PERFORMANCE, TIME PERMITTING, TO PALY THE SAME HOLE SEVERAL TIMES IN ONE MATCH.

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Romney

That idiot Romney suspended his campaign and while that is good news what he said is not. Staying true to the Neo-Cons and Ultra Right wing he hid is own failures as a candidate that was in the lead as recent as 3 months ago by saying we need to "defeat" terror and that McCain would lead us to this victory among other stupid ass "crying wolf" shit All this does is make most Americans that much more jaded so that when a real viable threat is upon us we will be just as ho-hum as the last time.

Bitch Ass Shaq

WOW...no opinion on bitch ass SHAQ huh...you mufukas kill me!....I actually like the move for Phoenix...howeva...like I been sayin since HE CAUSED the bullshit in LA...he is an EGO driven BIATCH...this is why this will be his 4th team during his career....What fukin "SUPERSTAR" gets traded FOUR times in a career let alone ONCE? Unless he is a Certified A-Hole? LAKE SHOW BITCHES.....

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Question.....

If Obama gets the nomination for President, should Rev. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton (Spelling on that one sorry) publicly back him or not? Please give me your answer and why I would like some feed back and talk about this one. Personally I think if they back him in public the opposite effect will take place and people will think Obama is only for blacks and no one else as both sharpton and jackson have both seem to have been in the past. I feel that will put a bad taste in peoples mouths, but tell me what you think please. And no one sentance answers give me more than just no i think it won't hurt. Tell me your reasons. Thank you

Monday, February 4, 2008

Super Tuesday

Big voting day tomorrow. Be sure to cast your vote if the primary is being held in your state. I am all for Obama and will cast my vote accordingly!!!

More things to make you angry...

FBI wants a biometric database of everyones eye scans, hand prints, finger prints, moles, tattoos, ejaculate etc...

Of course you hear this in the article:

Kimberly Del Greco, the FBI's Biometric Services section chief, said adding to the database is "important to protect the borders to keep the terrorists out, protect our citizens, our neighbors, our children so they can have good jobs, and have a safe country to live in."

Un-fucking real.

Saturday, February 2, 2008

Another Prediction

Patriots 38 - Giants 24. The pats, I mean cheaters, I mean Pats will win easily and go down as one of the best teams ever. And all this despite them being nailed for video tape shit again

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

NEXT PREDICTION.......

Weather Obama wins the nomination or Clinton Edwards will be the vice president. They need him to balance out what each one does. In other words for the fucks in the south that are afraid of a strong woman or a black ohh shit excuse me colored negro. Any takers on this one? Come on guys I need to pay for college.

Edwards drops out

http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/01/30/edwards/index.html

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Monday, January 28, 2008

Don't forget...

State of the Union tonight.

Just make sure you don't eat anything before hand because if you're like me you'll just vomit it back up when you hear:

"Some may deny the surge is working, but among the terrorists there is no doubt. Al Qaeda is on the run in Iraq, and this enemy will be defeated,"

And how could it be a state of the union address without the following topics shoved in:

* STEM CELL RESEARCH: Increasing Federal Support
For Ethical Stem Cell Research
* FAITH-BASED INITIATIVES: Helping Those In Need Through
The Faith-Based And Community Initiatives


The 7 abandoned wonders of Russia

Pretty neat stuff!

Friday, January 25, 2008

What is a billion? Not just a number anymore. Thoughts?

Subject: What is a billion? And how do you feel about taxes?


This is too true to be very funny..


The next time you hear an idiot politician use the

word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about

whether you want the 'politicians' spending

YOUR tax money.

A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,

but one advertising agency did a good job of

putting that figure into some perspective in

one of its releases.


A. A billion seconds ago it was 1974.


B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.


C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were

living in the Stone Age.


D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.


E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and

20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.


While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans. It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division


Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress for $250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans. Interesting number, what does it mean?


A. Well, if you are one of 484,674 residents of

New Orleans (every man, woman, child), you

each get $516,528.


B. Or, if you have one of the 188,251 homes in

New Orleans, your home gets $1,329,787.


C. Or, if you are a family of four, your family

gets $2,066,012.


Washington, D.C. WTF!!! ... Are all your calculators broken??

Tax his land,

Tax his wage,

Tax his bed in which he lays.

Tax his tractor,

Tax his mule,

Teach him taxes is the rule.

Tax his cow,

Tax his goat,

Tax his pants,

Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,

Tax his shirts,

Tax his work,

Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,

Tax his drink,

Tax him if he tries to think.

Tax his booze,

Tax his beers,

If he cries,

Tax his tears.

Tax his bills,

Tax his gas,

Tax his notes,

Tax his cash.

Tax him good and let him know

That after taxes, he has no dough.

If he hollers,

Tax him more,

Tax hi m until he's good and sore.

Tax his coffin,

Tax his grave,

Tax the sod in which he lays.

Put these words upon his tomb,

'Taxes drove me to my doom!'

And when he's gone,

We won't relax,

We'll still be after the inheritance TAX!!

Accounts Receivable Tax

Building Permit Tax

CDL License Tax

Cigarette Tax

Corporate Income Tax

Dog License Tax

Federal Income Tax

Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)

Fishing License Tax

Food License Tax

Fuel Perm it Tax

Gasoline Tax

Hunting License Tax

Inheritance Tax

Inventory Tax

IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax),

IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax),

Liquor Tax,

Luxury Tax,

Marriage License Tax,

Medicare Tax,

Property Tax,

Real Estate Tax,

Service charge taxes,

Social Security Tax,

Road Usage Tax (Truckers),

Sales Taxes,

Recreational Vehicle Tax,

School Tax,

State Income Tax,

State Unemployment Tax (SUTA),

Telephone Federal Excise Tax,

Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax,

Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax,

Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax,

Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax,

Telephone State and Local Tax,

Telephone Usage Charge Tax,

Utility Tax,

Vehicle License Registration Tax,

Vehicle Sales Tax,

Watercraft Registration Tax,

Well Permit Tax,

Workers Compensation Tax.


STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?


Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,


and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.


We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.


What happened? Can you spell 'dumb ass politicians!'


And I still have to 'press

1' for English.


What the fuck happened?????

Do's and Don'ts of baby care

lol

Thursday, January 24, 2008

5 worst bugs on the planet...

Of course that giant Japanese wasp is there, and the "Bot fly". Ugh.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Saturday, January 19, 2008

What did I tell you.

McCain won South Carolina the one he lost against bush last time around. Wow what a comeback from being virtually invisable from basically the start of this whole thing. All of a sudden he wins New Hampshire and now South Carolina hmmmmmm interesting. Now are there any questions to what my prediction was a few weeks ago?