Friday

Finally....Damn....Been waitin for 4 days for this day....Green Bay woulda beat Dallas last night with a healthy D-Fense and Brett Faaahvra, even though the young back up is a lot better than I thought (Rodgers) It won't be a gimmie if GB is healthy come playoff time...My Lake Show wins again...Goofy ass Bynum is coming along just fine...WHy is Isaih Thomas still allowed to coach or run anything? Have you ever heard of a mufuka keeping his job after the shit he's done to that franchise, or ANY place of employment...EVER? I'd never advocate a black man losing his gig, but damn...he is fukin awful in every way...... The police in Miami said the Taylor shooting was random act of burglary gone wrong....hmm...ok...case closed I guesss...Hope its not true but they say his girl panicked and did not apply pressure or a tourniquet to stop the bleeding and he bled out...would be terrible to live with....

Joke of the day...

Estate Planning

When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his
sickly father died he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.

So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the
most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his
breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up
to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll
inherit 20 million dollars." Impressed, the woman went home with

him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at estate planning than men.

Wednesday

YO...That Shawn Taylor deal was defintely an inside job....Nobody comes up to somebody's bedroom and blasts if it is a robbery. That was an execution....AND...the shooter did not bother to kill his girl or his kid...wasn't worried about the possible witness, just wanted that cat dead...very sad...
The reported demise of my LAKE SHOW organization has been highly exaggerated. I like my young rebuilding squad... I think we can beat any team in the NBA on any given night...maybe not in a 7 game series, but we gottta shot...
I ate really healthy last night and took my vitamins...just had a cup of coffee and the result was, I just DESTROYED my company bathroom....Daaaaamnnn....Shit felt hella good too(pun intended) It looked like huge spagetti wrapped to the top of the pot for real...i must lost 4.5 pounds in one shot....I feel a little sorry for the next cat who rolls up in that bitch after me cause I didnt even spray the lysol that was sittin on the deal cause I wanted them to appreciate my work......LOL...LOL......BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!! my man....k-shelt

Happy Thanksgiving (click here for more info.)

Happy Thanksgiving to all of you. Remember the pilgrims were a bunch of insane mutha fuckas and if it weren't for the Native Americans, they would all have certainly died!!!

Saudi Arabia's Treatment of Women and Women that get RAPED!!

This shit would ordinarily be unbelievable, but seeing as it is Saudi Arabia, nothing surprises me about that country anymore.

Joke of the day...

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.

Unknown to her, her 9 year old son is hiding in the closet one day when her lover is there. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she hides her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside."
Man: "Okay, how much?"
Boy: "$250."
Man: "You got it."

A few weeks later it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are
in the closet together.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball." The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The son says,
"$1,000." The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends
like that. That's way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take
you to church and make you confess."

They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy
sit in the confessional booth and closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that shit again!"

Officer responds to call about a naked couple fighting in the street.

Got to love South Carolina.

A Greenville man was arrested Sunday night after police say he and his pregnant live-in girlfriend were scuffling naked in the street, with a plastic sword and an unleashed pit bull nearby.

Adam Michael Parzych, 29, of 45 E. Faris Road, was charged with criminal domestic violence of a high and aggravated nature in connection with the incident, according to an arrest warrant. Parzych choked and beat his girlfriend, who is pregnant with his child, the warrant alleges.

A motorist flagged down police officer M.C. Hunter near the city fire station on Augusta Road and told the officer that a man was assaulting a woman in the middle of the road just down the street, according to a police incident report.

Numerous cars were stopped in the roadway where a man and a woman, both naked, were struggling, the report states. The man was trying to grab the woman. Near the two was a plastic sword and a pit bull off its leash.

The officer ordered the man to put his hands up and move away from the woman. The officer tried to approach the man but couldn't because of the pit bull, until the woman secured the dog. The woman put on a robe and gave the officer a blanket to cover the handcuffed man, whom the officer noticed had a superficial wound to his chest.

The man told the officer that he and his girlfriend had gotten into an argument and that his girlfriend had tried to stab him, the report states. The man told the officer that he thought he was stabbed in the heart. While EMS treated the man, he began to regurgitate and complain that he was throwing up blood, the report states.

Emergency workers told the man that it wasn't blood but instead the red wine he had been drinking earlier.

The woman told the officer that she and her boyfriend got into an argument during dinner, when the man got drunk and became sexually aroused, the report states. The woman said she wanted to go to sleep and the man became outraged, threw her on the bed and began choking her with both hands and striking her, the report states.

She said the man threatened to kill her, grabbed a knife from a nearby closet door and held the knife to her throat, the report states. She said the man then turned the knife toward himself and told the woman to kill him, the report states. She said that after refusing and throwing the knife to the floor, the man picked the knife up and turned it on himself again.

She said that as she tried to break free, the knife entered the man's chest and bent the tip of the blade. She said that while the man was disoriented, she broke free and ran into the street to flag down help.

She said no one stopped, so she sat down in the middle of the roadway. Then, she said, the man came out of the house and began to drag her back to the house.

The officer saw visible bruises, cuts and scrapes on the woman's body, the report states. The woman told the officer that she was afraid to prosecute the man because of his history of violence, the report states.

Here they go again.

Last time I checked wasn't the war in Iraq still going on? Then can someone please tell me why are the republicans talking mainly about illegal immigrants trying to do this and trying to do that? For example giving illegals a drivers licence whats so bad about that idea? How many assholes w/DUI's still drive? How many assholes w/a suspended licence still drive? Yet we take the time to talk about illegals and anything to do w/them. The fact is at least they're (illegals) are trying to start doing things by the book. Even if you tell them (illegals) that they can not get a licence, there is nothing to prevent them from driving, so at least they're trying like I said to start doing things by the book. Now before I go any further I was born in Greece and came to this country legally in 1975, now I've just finally got around to applying for my Citizenship which my dumb ass should have done along time ago so the whole illegal thing I'm not to crazy about but don't people see that the republicans are doing what they did when the war first started and taking heat away from the lies that were told by coating it w/the fear of terroists getting us? Now that, that is getting old they have moved on to illegal immigrants? WTF is wrong w/people? Don't they see whats really going on? I mean really, and the democrats where are their balls to speak up and say something about this? This is why we need to kick all of them fucks out and start from scratch! Anyone, please try and help me understand this whole thing, maybe I'm missing something.

Oh I forgot

MAN....Why are they fuckin with Barry? From that u know my position on this...If u get caught bangin your co-worker....are you going to admit it to your significant other if you don't have too, unless she has video evidence? HELL NO....The fukin roids did hit them HR's...Granted he is an ego-driven prick and should have came clean and retired when he had the chance, BUT DAMN....Our judicial system is on another level stupid once again....Just like this OJ shit out here...They shut down the whole block for media vans and cameras for this fool's trial...They are going to TRIAL when everyone knows he was really set up this time....All the dudes admitted they would have lied to the police if OJ had offered them money...he didn't offer to break them off so they said fuckit...we'll go with the prosecution...when I get rich, I am buying an ark cause I bet it is about to rain for 40 days and nights again real soon, cause humans are fukin retarded...

Finally Friday

Bout time...Is anybody worth 27 million dollars that aint won you a championship? Funny how the "shitty quarter back gene" runs in the Leaf family (Oregon) How was that kid on scholarship...seriously. At that level, there is not supposed to be that big of a dropoff at that position....Oregon's done....How amazing would it be if Duke, arguably the worst D1 football team in are era BEATS Notre Dame this weekend....They have better statistical stats in every category and play a similar dificult schedule...Anybody watch that "two girls one cup video" AWWWful.....there IS no next level after that.....them bitches are ___________ can't think of the nastiest word there is in the english language, but u catch my drift....

Thursday Biaatch

Gonna have to stick by my Lake Show as long as the Kobester is there. By far the best player on the planet....Farmar is coming along, and I was even mildly impressed by the big goofy center kid. We may have only won cause T Mac got hurt, but fuckem...You ever nick your nacho when shaving...that shit stings...

Monday

..its bad when Notre Dame gets anal raped again and no one is suprised and it gets NO pub all weekend...wow...will one year make them kids that much better with the same coach? If I am not mistaken, ALL the other teams that have been sodomizing them THIS YEAR will also mature in the normal evolution of things just like them for next year right? UCLA...ugh! I heard they had to start some walk on kid who was "really" good at Madden...(LOL) and they almost won! Fair is fair...UNLV is almost as bad as Notre Dame...we have TWO (2) wins biotch....The Colts will be a better team because of the loss yesterday, and S.Diego is still over rated....That American Gangster flick was good....not great, but very good...did not reach the Goodfellas, Casino or dare I mention Godfather...status.."My Man"

The 10 worst UNINTENTIONAL website URLS...

Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today’s world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just as you think it looks.

Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn’t give their domain names enough consideration...

1. A site called ‘Who Represents’ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is:
www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at:
www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at:
www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at:
www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company:
www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always:
www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is:
www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at:
www.gotahoe.com

PS: these are real sites!

Fuck The Vikings

This story is completely ridiculous. How could they do that to a player that is not doing drugs, pulling guns on people, beating up women, or doing anything as bad as Pacman, Chris Henry, Tank Johnson, etc.

War Against the Pharm Companies

I am hereby declaring war against the monopoly of drug companies that subject us to all their ridiculous ads and propaganda in order to encourage us to become dependent on their drugs. Here is my first shot, for those of us that have trouble sleeping.

http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/11/05/curing-insomnia-without-the-pills/

Giuliani's and Bush's Guy

Remember this was Bush's nomination for the Head of Homeland Security, who withdrew his name because he had hired a couple of illegal immigrants to work in his house. Also remember both Bush and Giuliani said he was a strong stand up guy. I think swindling, deceiving, law-breaking cock sucker would have been more appropriate!!

Joke of the Day

This was in the Washington Post... the title of the article was "Best

> Come Back Line Ever."
>
> In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white
> male, in a pumpkin patch
> 11:38 p.m. on Friday night.
>
> On Monday, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was
> charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and
> public intoxication.
>
> The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his
> way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, "You know
> how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around

> for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around" he stated

> in a telephone interview.
>
> Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road,
> picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut

> a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged 'need.' "Guess I
> was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident
> embarrassment.
>
> In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an
> approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until officer
> Brenda Taylor approached him.
>
> "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor.
> "I walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this
pumpkin."
>
> Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached
> Lawrence.
>
> "I said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex
> with a pumpkin?"
>
> He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he

> looked me straight in the face and said...
>
> "A pumpkin? Shit...is it midnight already?"

Telecom Immunity

If you read this blog, post to it, or just simply happen to see this I cannot stress enough the importance of you to call your representatives and URGE them NOT to give the telecom companies immunity. They broke the law, a law in which they helped write, and they should not be permitted to get away with it. At some point people need to be held accountable for their "patriotism" that circumvented our constitutional rights!!!

Call now:

Senate http://www.senate.gov/general/contact_information/senators_cfm.cfm



Congress http://www.house.gov/house/MemberWWW.shtml

Sup

WOW...ND Suuuucks....Come on man...What Pop Warner coach doesnt know to kick the field goal in that situation? Charlie Wiess is a very average coach...My mark for a good coach is coach a bad team, then show me how you plan and motivate....He is awlful...they fire the brotha for this dude? UCLA....damn....nuff said....I was happy to see San Diego lose last night...Don't hate for saying this, but I think the whole team is over rated outside of Merriman & Gates....yes including LT...he's good, but has he done half a shit against a decent defense? Or took the team on his back (like the rook Peterson last nite) to win a game this year against a above average defense? NO....The Colts kinda choked...3 chances to get points and break N.Englands spirit, and one field goal is all they got...Ohio St. is over rated...I think Kansas would give them a run....Oregon would beat them out right...What's the latest on my man Kobe?

Why didn't this make te news?

Just a few things that I found that I found to be quite interesting.
1. Cheney falls asleep during a briefing.
2Fema calls a press conference and has their own employees act as the
news media.
3 E Stanley ex ceo of merell lynch losses the company $8 billion and gets a
golden parachute of $160 million.
Can someone help me to undersatnd why none of these things really didn't get
any press??

?Why didn't this really make

?Why didn't this really make

Really Funny

One day little Johnny heard a noise and peeked into his parents room tocheck it out.He opened the door to see his mom bent over the dresser, and dad goingat it behind her. Johnny's dad saw him and gave him a little wink anda smile as Johnny closed the door.After business was finished Dad went to check on little Johnny. Heopened his bedroom door to find Grandma bent over the dresser and littleJohnny going at it behind her.Dad yelled, "Johnny, what the hell are you doing?!"Little Johnny replied, "It's not so funny when it's YOUR mom is it?!"