Joke of the Day

This was in the Washington Post... the title of the article was "Best

> Come Back Line Ever."
>
> In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white
> male, in a pumpkin patch
> 11:38 p.m. on Friday night.
>
> On Monday, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was
> charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and
> public intoxication.
>
> The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his
> way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, "You know
> how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around

> for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around" he stated

> in a telephone interview.
>
> Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road,
> picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut

> a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged 'need.' "Guess I
> was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident
> embarrassment.
>
> In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an
> approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until officer
> Brenda Taylor approached him.
>
> "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor.
> "I walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this
pumpkin."
>
> Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached
> Lawrence.
>
> "I said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex
> with a pumpkin?"
>
> He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he

> looked me straight in the face and said...
>
> "A pumpkin? Shit...is it midnight already?"