NEXT PREDICTION.......

Weather Obama wins the nomination or Clinton Edwards will be the vice president. They need him to balance out what each one does. In other words for the fucks in the south that are afraid of a strong woman or a black ohh shit excuse me colored negro. Any takers on this one? Come on guys I need to pay for college.

Edwards drops out

http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/01/30/edwards/index.html

Birds craps in reporters mouth

glumbert - Bird poops into reporter's mouth

Various government projects....

Where your tax money is going.

I am especially fond of the $50k for a mule museum.

Don't forget...

State of the Union tonight.

Just make sure you don't eat anything before hand because if you're like me you'll just vomit it back up when you hear:

"Some may deny the surge is working, but among the terrorists there is no doubt. Al Qaeda is on the run in Iraq, and this enemy will be defeated,"

And how could it be a state of the union address without the following topics shoved in:

* STEM CELL RESEARCH: Increasing Federal Support
For Ethical Stem Cell Research
* FAITH-BASED INITIATIVES: Helping Those In Need Through
The Faith-Based And Community Initiatives

The 7 abandoned wonders of Russia

Pretty neat stuff!

If Hillary is elected president this is what she will do to the stiffs on capital hill

Alright, which one of you fools is this...

Hahaha

And they say the white man cannot DANCE!

What is a billion? Not just a number anymore. Thoughts?

Subject: What is a billion? And how do you feel about taxes?

This is too true to be very funny..


The next time you hear an idiot politician use the

word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about

whether you want the 'politicians' spending

YOUR tax money.

A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,

but one advertising agency did a good job of

putting that figure into some perspective in

one of its releases.


A. A billion seconds ago it was 1974.


B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.


C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were

living in the Stone Age.


D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.


E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and

20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.


While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans. It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division


Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress for $250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans. Interesting number, what does it mean?


A. Well, if you are one of 484,674 residents of

New Orleans (every man, woman, child), you

each get $516,528.

B. Or, if you have one of the 188,251 homes in

New Orleans, your home gets $1,329,787.


C. Or, if you are a family of four, your family

gets $2,066,012.


Washington, D.C. WTF!!! ... Are all your calculators broken??

Tax his land,

Tax his wage,

Tax his bed in which he lays.

Tax his tractor,

Tax his mule,

Teach him taxes is the rule.

Tax his cow,

Tax his goat,

Tax his pants,

Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,

Tax his shirts,

Tax his work,

Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,

Tax his drink,

Tax him if he tries to think.

Tax his booze,

Tax his beers,

If he cries,

Tax his tears.

Tax his bills,

Tax his gas,

Tax his notes,

Tax his cash.

Tax him good and let him know

That after taxes, he has no dough.

If he hollers,

Tax him more,

Tax hi m until he's good and sore.

Tax his coffin,

Tax his grave,

Tax the sod in which he lays.

Put these words upon his tomb,

'Taxes drove me to my doom!'

And when he's gone,

We won't relax,

We'll still be after the inheritance TAX!!

Accounts Receivable Tax

Building Permit Tax

CDL License Tax

Cigarette Tax

Corporate Income Tax

Dog License Tax

Federal Income Tax

Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)

Fishing License Tax

Food License Tax

Fuel Perm it Tax

Gasoline Tax

Hunting License Tax

Inheritance Tax

Inventory Tax

IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax),

IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax),

Liquor Tax,

Luxury Tax,

Marriage License Tax,

Medicare Tax,

Property Tax,

Real Estate Tax,

Service charge taxes,

Social Security Tax,

Road Usage Tax (Truckers),

Sales Taxes,

Recreational Vehicle Tax,

School Tax,

State Income Tax,

State Unemployment Tax (SUTA),

Telephone Federal Excise Tax,

Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax,

Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax,

Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax,

Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax,

Telephone State and Local Tax,

Telephone Usage Charge Tax,

Utility Tax,

Vehicle License Registration Tax,

Vehicle Sales Tax,

Watercraft Registration Tax,

Well Permit Tax,

Workers Compensation Tax.

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,

and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.

We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What happened? Can you spell 'dumb ass politicians!'

And I still have to 'press

1' for English.

What the fuck happened?????

Do's and Don'ts of baby care

lol

5 worst bugs on the planet...

Of course that giant Japanese wasp is there, and the "Bot fly". Ugh.

I knew this was true!

European Commercials are the best, by far

lol its always the blondes...

Click for the funny

What did I tell you.

McCain won South Carolina the one he lost against bush last time around. Wow what a comeback from being virtually invisable from basically the start of this whole thing. All of a sudden he wins New Hampshire and now South Carolina hmmmmmm interesting. Now are there any questions to what my prediction was a few weeks ago?

This Is Sparta! ~Another Techno Remix~

The 300 Remix

For Those Of You That Refuse To Do Without Your Daily Whopper

If this doesn't piss you off, I don't know what will..

http://rawstory.com/news/2007/US_drafting_plan_to_allow_government_0114.html

US Plan to allow full government access to email, web searches etc...

George Carlin New Rules for 2008

Dude hasn't been particularly funny to me in a couple years, but this shit is pretty good....

New Rule:
No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting.
New Rule:
Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days --- mowing my lawn.
New Rule:
Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy 's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain...Lobster?
New Rule:
Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: 'Lucky bastards.'
New Rule:
If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keep sakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men.
New Rule:
Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: Do you have two of them? Good, we're done.
New Rule:
There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but, without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water.
New Rule:
Stop screwing with old people. Target is introducing a redesigned pill bottle that's square, with a bigger label. And the top is now the bottom. And by the time grandpa figures out how to open it, his ass will be in the morgue. Congratulations, Target, you just solved the Social Security crisis.
New Rule:
The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a 'decaf grandee, half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low, and One NutraSweet,' ooooh, you're a huge asshole.
New Rule:
I'm not the cashier! By the time I look up from sliding my card, entering My PIN number, pressing 'Enter,' verifying the amount, deciding, no, I don't want Cash back, and pressing 'Enter' again, the kid who is supposed to be ringing me up Is standing there eating my Almond Joy.
New Rule:
Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you Spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to 'beef with broccoli.' The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high.
New Rule:
Competitive eating isn't a sport. It's one of the seven deadly sins. ESPN Recently televised the U.S Open of Competitive Eating, because watching those athletes at the poker table was just too damned exciting. What's next, competitive farting? Oh wait, they're already doing that. It's called 'The Howard Stern Show.'
New Rule:
I don't need a bigger mega M&Ms. If I'm extra hungry for M&Ms, I'll go nuts and eat two.
New Rule:
If you're going to insist on making movies based on crappy old television shows, then you have to give everyone in the Cineplex a remote so we can see what's playing on the other screens. Let's remember the reason something was a television show in the first place is that the idea wasn't good enough to be a movie.
New Rule:
And this one is long overdue: No more bathroom attendants. After I zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint like I just had sex with George Michael. I can't even tell If he's supposed to be there, or just some freak with a fetish. I don't want to be on your webcam, Dude. I just want to wash my hands!
New Rule:
When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' 'He's two' will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.
New Rule:
If you ever hope to be a credible adult and want a job that pays better than Minimum wage, then for God's sake don't pierce or tattoo every available piece of flesh. If so, then plan your future around saying, 'Do you want fries with that?'

??????????????

OK first off nothing against Israel but can someone please tell me why we are giving them $30 billion in aid????????? Anyone.

New Prediction......

First off fuck republicans! Ok now that, thats clear here it is people:
McCain is going to be nominated for president with Hucabee( fuck it if thats spelled wrong) as his vice-president watch any bets on this one?????

Skycar on ebay...

Somehow I doubt I'd want to fly in this.

Ok...Dude was banging is sister

Ahhhhhh......they are ruined for life....you know he dropped a load on his sisters face at some point before he MARRIED her!!!!!!!

Friday BIAATCH

All the favorites win this weekend...yes?...Yes I think so.....Just watched a superb bootleg of "I am Legend" supplied by my law enforcement compadre....It should have been titled..."I am About to Waste Two Hours of Your Life" I started lighting farts an hour in to pass the time....W. Smith is clearly an accomplished actor, but uhhh......I did catch The Last King of Scotland last night however on HoBO....excellent...F.Whitaker was exceptional....Not sure why I didnt see that in the theaters...yall bull shitten not havin me see that earlier.....Also saw da bootleg of Denzel's Debators flick...it was aaaight...That is my review officially on that..."it was aaaight" Kinda felt like Oprah just wanted to make a movie with all black folfs in it with the traditional racism backdrop....Real story ofcourse, good acting ofcourse, but "it was just aaight"

The truth...

Why we still need the death penalty...

Fucking piece of shit father.

He needs two rounds in the back of the head and a burial in the city dump.

Who would have thought playing soccer and especially English Premier League soccer would be so gratifying. I should played soccer instead of football.

Just one day in American news.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22565251/

NEW YORK - Two men wheeled a dead man through the streets in an office chair to a check-cashing store Tuesday and tried to cash his Social Security check before being arrested on fraud charges, police said.

David J. Dalaia and James O'Hare pushed Virgilio Cintron's body from the Manhattan apartment that O'Hare and Cintron shared to Pay-O-Matic, about a block away, spokesman Paul Browne said witnesses told police.

"The witnesses saw the two pushing the chair with Cintron flopping from side to side and the two individuals propping him up and keeping him from flopping from side to side," Browne said.

The men left Cintron's body outside the store, went inside and tried to cash his $355 check, Browne said. The store's clerk, who knew Cintron, asked the men where he was, and O'Hare told the clerk they would go and get him, Browne said.

A police detective who was having lunch at a restaurant next to the check-cashing store noticed a crowd forming around Cintron's body, and "it's immediately apparent to him that Cintron is dead," Browne said.

The detective called uniformed New York Police Department officers at a nearby precinct. Emergency medical technicians arrived as O'Hare and Dalaia were preparing to wheel Cintron's body into the check-cashing store, Browne said. Police arrested Dalaia and O'Hare there, he said.

Cintron's body was taken to a hospital morgue. The medical examiner's office told police it appeared Cintron, 66, had died of natural causes within the previous 24 hours, Browne said.

"He was deceased in the apartment when he was removed by these two," Browne said.

Dalaia and O'Hare, both 65, were being held by police and faced check fraud charges, Browne said.

A call to a telephone number listed for Cintron at the apartment he shared with O'Hare went unanswered Tuesday evening. Police said they didn't have an address for Dalaia or attorney information for him or O'Hare.

Now lets move onto this:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22571349/

NEW ORLEANS - Hurricane Katrina's victims have put a price tag on their suffering and it is staggering — including one plaintiff seeking the unlikely sum of $3 quadrillion.

The total number — $3,014,170,389,176,410 — is the dollar figure so far sought from some 489,000 claims filed against the federal government over damage from the failure of levees and flood walls following the Aug. 29, 2005, hurricane.

Of the total number of claims, the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers said it has received 247 for at least $1 billion apiece, including the one for $3 quadrillion.

"That's the mother of all high numbers," said Loren Scott, a Baton Rouge-based economist.

For the sake of perspective: A mere $1 quadrillion would dwarf the U.S. gross domestic product, which Scott said was $13.2 trillion in 2007. A stack of one quadrillion pennies would reach Saturn.

Some residents may have grossly exaggerated their claims to send a message to the corps, which has accepted blame for poorly designing the failed levees.

"I understand the anger," Scott said. "I also understand it's a negotiating tactic: Aim high and negotiate down."

Daniel Becnel, Jr., a lawyer who said his clients have filed more than 60,000 claims, said measuring Katrina's devastation in dollars and cents is a nearly impossible task.

"There's no way on earth you can figure it out," he said. "The trauma these people have undergone is unlike anything that has occurred in the history of our country."

The corps released zip codes, but no names, for the 247 claims of at least $1 billion. The list includes a $77 billion claim by the city of New Orleans. Fourteen involve a wrongful death claim. Fifteen were filed by businesses, including several insurance companies.

Little is known about the person who claimed $3 quadrillion. It was filed in Baker, 93 miles northwest of New Orleans. Baker is far from the epicenter of Katrina's destruction, but the city has a trailer park where hundreds of evacuees have lived since the storm.

Katrina, which is blamed for more than 1,600 deaths in Louisiana and Mississippi, is considered the most destructive storm to ever hit the U.S. It caused at least $60 billion in insured losses and could cost Gulf Coast states up to $125 billion, according to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration.

Most of the claims were filed before a deadline that coincided with Katrina's second anniversary, but the Corps is still receiving them — about 100 claims have arrived over the past three weeks — and is feeding them into a computer database.

The Corps said it isn't passing judgment on the merits of each claim. Federal courts are in charge of deciding if a claim is valid and how much compensation is warranted.

"It's important to the person who filed it, so we're taking every single claim seriously," Corps spokeswoman Amanda Jones said.

PREDICTION.......

John McCain will get the republican nomination for president. I've said it since bush got re-elected. After asking him(McCain) to speak at th RNC (republican national convention) McCain looked very uncomfortable with saying what he said but I bet was promised the nomination if he did. Just wait and see. Comments?

FOX Overtime Snafu Or Intentional FCC Violaton?

And here it is just in case there was any lingering doubt

Best commercial ever

Directed by the best director ever: Michael Mann

Watch bugs kick each others asses

http://www.japanesebugfights.com/

There's some weird hornet in there that kills everything else!

Economics...

http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/247676/Canadian_Software_Lets_You_Turn_One_Computer_Into_Two_Completely_Free

This is how we make economical computer labs!!!

Powered by ScribeFire.

For those of you working for "the man" this is a reminder of what he really looks like!!

Number one Quote of 2007 - And my two words to sum it up....

"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps and I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and Iraq and everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. or should help South Africa and should help Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for us."
-Lauren Upton, the South Carolina contestant in the Miss Teen America contest when asked why one-fifth of Americans are unable to locate the United States on a map.

Bet you her dumb ass has some....GOOD PUSSY!!!!!!!

Awesome Article On Illegal Immigration Law In Arizona

I would love to get your insights and comments on this. The article is great, it calls out our current lousy ass president, it shows how shitty immigration policies that already exist are enforced, and most importantly it points out the many problem and perceived problems with illegal immigrants. Of course a significant percentage of illegal immigrants are not border crossers, but people that have visited and overstayed their visas. So NO building a bigger fence is not the solution. This article to me provides the solution

Best College Player Ever?

Red Grange...the best college player ever? Come on dog....come on....Even if shit was relative to an era...Come on dog....come the hell on....I saw 3 little kids in Pop Warner this summer that could get a buck 50 a game in the 1930's...And they put that cat a head of Barry Sanders....come on dog....come on....Bo Jackson has sperm faster than that dude in the 1930's.....come on dog....come on....Funny, in ALLLLLLL those clips of that cat in the 1930's...Didn't see NOOOOOOOOOOOOO Brothas....come on dog......come on

Just in case you have not seen Leno lately

Uhhhhh What?

Brandon - "Global Warming"

Add to My Profile | More Videos

35 balls to the face in 32 seconds

The shortest video showing the best display of bad aim, and human stupidity.

ALLIGATOR!

You see what happens when we eradicate Darwinism?

Dual M249s

I swear... this is fucking rediculous



Oh yeah, and heres a motivational for you too:

IRONIC......

Where do I start? Should I start with Kenneth and I were talking about a month ago....Wait let me start from the begining. Former Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto was killed today by a "suicide bomber" Now as I was saying not a month ago Kenneth and I were saying that when she (Bhutto) came back pretty much President Musharraf went nuts. She wanted him to step down as the General of the military and what happens an attempt to kill her happens. Then when that goes wrong she is put under house arrest w/guards surrounding her house 24/7. So we said a month ago that it was only a matter of time before Musharraf had her killed and what happened today? hmmmmm shots were fired before the blasts....hmmmmmm If this is the work of Al Qaeda *cough cough BULLSHIT* oops sorry about that anyways well lets look at that shall we have their bombings in the past have shoots fired before hand? hmmmm interesting and why is it that the jammers given to Bhutto's aid's by Musharraf that were intended to stop remote controlled bomb devices not working properly? And I'm sorry but anytime someone jumps up and blames someone off the back for doing something "united states of america vs. Saddam Hussein 9/11" I rest my case. Something else is there. We all know who did this and yet we are going to look the other way and blame the AXIS OF EVILDOERS HEHEHEHE god you can hear him say that huh. Please if I'm wrong here or reaching someone please enlighten me I'm all ears

Trevor Ariza Dunk Over Grant Hill for the hoop and the harm

Just in case anybody missed it!!

Pet Spa

Awesome way to get your cat cleaned. AWESOME.

What is this anonymous shit?

Isn't everyone in here a friend or a friend of a friend? What is up the secrecy of this guy regarding the recent posts? His audacity to say that Ken made the story up is very upsetting. Anyways...

How the hell have the Blazers won 11 in a row. Brandon Roy for MVP.

Day 12

BULLSHIT!!!!! FOX FUCKIN NEWS

I hope every single person on this blog files a complient to the FCC I mean come on what kind of shit is this? Now I truly understand the way this country works. How fuckin sad! Please do your part cause even if you're not black we should all be offended by what was ALLOWED yes I said ALLOWED to be said on T.V. God I'm so fuckin pissed off this is suck bullshit!!!!!!!!!!!

Beat FOX at their own game

For those of you that either got my message or did not the link attached to the title is directly to the FCC complaint form. File it electronically. FOX did not censor a caller to their FOX Overtime program and since they didn't a caller was commenting on TO not being available for the cowboys. His comment was "we don't need that nigger anyway!" This is the type of crap that other networks are held accountable for and it takes consumers like us to force the FCC to hold FOX accountable. It is worth your time to file the complaint and please encourage others to do the same. The show was on today at 1:30

Day 11

2 girl body = Daft Punk - Harder Better Faster Stronger

This is pretty bad ass!!

New Star Wars Gangsta Rap

lol

Don't try this at home!

Hahahah ahh Jerry Springer...

Midget fight!

Day 10

Day 9

Jenna Jameson's House

The house that porn bought. Damn!

Day 8

Day 7

Ahhh Ebay/Paypal

39 Things you should know by now

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.

3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.

4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.

12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.

13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

16. A balanced diet is a biscuit in each hand.

17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again.

22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy fridge.

24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

25. It's not the jeans that make your bum look fat.

26. If you had to identify, in 1 word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, & never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings".

27. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness".

28. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

29. You should not confuse your career with your life.

30. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

31. Never lick a steak knife.

32. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

33. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we put the clocks back.

34. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

35. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.

36. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

37. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

38. Your friends love you anyway.

39. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Day 6

Hahahaha

http://money.cnn.com/galleries/2007/fortune/0712/gallery.101_dumbest.fortune/13.html

LOL @ Fatties and Disneyland

Another reminder...

Telecom immunity reaches the Senate.

https://secure.eff.org/site/Advocacy?cmd=display&page=UserAction&id=337

Day 5

Just in Case you forgot

You all should be calling your senators and urging them to NOT give immunity to the telecom traitors!!

Day 4

Vick Shit Put to rest!!!!!

OK now he got 18 months or 2yrs now some peoplke are thinking thats fucked up, and that molestors and drunk drivers get less then that and I agree that the justice system is fucked up and needs to be altered alot but the fact is he KILLED A LIVING THING!!!!!!!! Some of you may think hell it was just a dog, but how fuckin sick and cruelly has a mutha fucka thats rich as fuck be to be stupid enough to do some sick ass shit like that? Should he just get a pass? I mean i hear alot of excuse about how irts not fair yet no one is saying what should be his punishment. Question for you if someone stole your dog trained it to be a killer in dog fights then kills him because he didn't perform good then how would you feel? I'm sorry to say people but he deserves to be in jail longer and everyone knows he'll serve 6months at the most and he'll be out, and hell its not like he's going to be in a hardcore jail he'll be in the hotel jails cause he has money. Yet no one is saying how unfair that is cause if it was you or me busted for this you damn well know we'd be in for a longer time and fighting off the bastards trying to ass fuck us and toss some salad! Please lets start a debate on this. I want to hear what people think on this and please just don't make it a two sentence thing lets get into it and talk about it.

Day 3

Mitchell Report

VERY Interesting...I love it....I am personally the type of cat that gives credit to these people for their accomplishments Roids, HGH, crack..whatever...Don't condone it, but they had to work hella hard to be the best, so fuckit...BUT, lets see how Corporate White America reacts to TWO great white hopes in Clemens & Petite....Barry's dumb ass is lovin this...

Hahaha

http://dvice.com/archives/2007/12/gold_pill_makes.php/

Gross

Day 2!

The 12 days of de motivators...

Day 1

Vick & Shit

Two years? Come on man...Dude didnt even have a friggin record....Child molesters don't get that much fuckin time man...Catholic Priests are getting off scott fuckin free and do much worser...and this cat gets two years? There had to be a punishment, but that seems excessive....Make that dude pay a bunch of money and don't waste the space....
Mayweather walks the fukin walk and I love it...good ass fight...send little Hatton's ass back over seas with his mouth shut...New England Patriots...its a wrap....Whoa...A. Bynum is starting to ball...the Show wins again, and looked good....If Duncan is not healthy at the end of the year....the west is anybodies to win

lol how'd we miss this...

http://www.ocweekly.com/news/news/illegally-park-ed/26661/

Friday...

That is all.

Tuesday

Looking forward to that Mayweather v Hatton fight.....I dig that 24/7 on HBO, if you have never watched it, you should...very entertaining....not quite as good as Mayweather v Delahoya, but good non-the-less. New England looked kinda old las night against the Ravens...or was it just me. The Defense was slow, and the o-line seemed a little slow....Ravens got jobbed...mostley by themselves, but jobbed non-the-less.....

Crusty Old Biker....
A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50
HANDJOB: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers."Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?""I was wondering," whispers the biker, "are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?""Yes," she purrs, "I am."The old biker replies, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger.

Friday

Finally....Damn....Been waitin for 4 days for this day....Green Bay woulda beat Dallas last night with a healthy D-Fense and Brett Faaahvra, even though the young back up is a lot better than I thought (Rodgers) It won't be a gimmie if GB is healthy come playoff time...My Lake Show wins again...Goofy ass Bynum is coming along just fine...WHy is Isaih Thomas still allowed to coach or run anything? Have you ever heard of a mufuka keeping his job after the shit he's done to that franchise, or ANY place of employment...EVER? I'd never advocate a black man losing his gig, but damn...he is fukin awful in every way...... The police in Miami said the Taylor shooting was random act of burglary gone wrong....hmm...ok...case closed I guesss...Hope its not true but they say his girl panicked and did not apply pressure or a tourniquet to stop the bleeding and he bled out...would be terrible to live with....

Joke of the day...

Estate Planning

When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his
sickly father died he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.

So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the
most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his
breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up
to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll
inherit 20 million dollars." Impressed, the woman went home with

him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at estate planning than men.

Wednesday

YO...That Shawn Taylor deal was defintely an inside job....Nobody comes up to somebody's bedroom and blasts if it is a robbery. That was an execution....AND...the shooter did not bother to kill his girl or his kid...wasn't worried about the possible witness, just wanted that cat dead...very sad...
The reported demise of my LAKE SHOW organization has been highly exaggerated. I like my young rebuilding squad... I think we can beat any team in the NBA on any given night...maybe not in a 7 game series, but we gottta shot...
I ate really healthy last night and took my vitamins...just had a cup of coffee and the result was, I just DESTROYED my company bathroom....Daaaaamnnn....Shit felt hella good too(pun intended) It looked like huge spagetti wrapped to the top of the pot for real...i must lost 4.5 pounds in one shot....I feel a little sorry for the next cat who rolls up in that bitch after me cause I didnt even spray the lysol that was sittin on the deal cause I wanted them to appreciate my work......LOL...LOL......BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!! my man....k-shelt

Happy Thanksgiving (click here for more info.)

Happy Thanksgiving to all of you. Remember the pilgrims were a bunch of insane mutha fuckas and if it weren't for the Native Americans, they would all have certainly died!!!

Saudi Arabia's Treatment of Women and Women that get RAPED!!

This shit would ordinarily be unbelievable, but seeing as it is Saudi Arabia, nothing surprises me about that country anymore.

Joke of the day...

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.

Unknown to her, her 9 year old son is hiding in the closet one day when her lover is there. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she hides her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside."
Man: "Okay, how much?"
Boy: "$250."
Man: "You got it."

A few weeks later it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are
in the closet together.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball." The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The son says,
"$1,000." The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends
like that. That's way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take
you to church and make you confess."

They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy
sit in the confessional booth and closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that shit again!"

Officer responds to call about a naked couple fighting in the street.

Got to love South Carolina.

A Greenville man was arrested Sunday night after police say he and his pregnant live-in girlfriend were scuffling naked in the street, with a plastic sword and an unleashed pit bull nearby.

Adam Michael Parzych, 29, of 45 E. Faris Road, was charged with criminal domestic violence of a high and aggravated nature in connection with the incident, according to an arrest warrant. Parzych choked and beat his girlfriend, who is pregnant with his child, the warrant alleges.

A motorist flagged down police officer M.C. Hunter near the city fire station on Augusta Road and told the officer that a man was assaulting a woman in the middle of the road just down the street, according to a police incident report.

Numerous cars were stopped in the roadway where a man and a woman, both naked, were struggling, the report states. The man was trying to grab the woman. Near the two was a plastic sword and a pit bull off its leash.

The officer ordered the man to put his hands up and move away from the woman. The officer tried to approach the man but couldn't because of the pit bull, until the woman secured the dog. The woman put on a robe and gave the officer a blanket to cover the handcuffed man, whom the officer noticed had a superficial wound to his chest.

The man told the officer that he and his girlfriend had gotten into an argument and that his girlfriend had tried to stab him, the report states. The man told the officer that he thought he was stabbed in the heart. While EMS treated the man, he began to regurgitate and complain that he was throwing up blood, the report states.

Emergency workers told the man that it wasn't blood but instead the red wine he had been drinking earlier.

The woman told the officer that she and her boyfriend got into an argument during dinner, when the man got drunk and became sexually aroused, the report states. The woman said she wanted to go to sleep and the man became outraged, threw her on the bed and began choking her with both hands and striking her, the report states.

She said the man threatened to kill her, grabbed a knife from a nearby closet door and held the knife to her throat, the report states. She said the man then turned the knife toward himself and told the woman to kill him, the report states. She said that after refusing and throwing the knife to the floor, the man picked the knife up and turned it on himself again.

She said that as she tried to break free, the knife entered the man's chest and bent the tip of the blade. She said that while the man was disoriented, she broke free and ran into the street to flag down help.

She said no one stopped, so she sat down in the middle of the roadway. Then, she said, the man came out of the house and began to drag her back to the house.

The officer saw visible bruises, cuts and scrapes on the woman's body, the report states. The woman told the officer that she was afraid to prosecute the man because of his history of violence, the report states.

Here they go again.

Last time I checked wasn't the war in Iraq still going on? Then can someone please tell me why are the republicans talking mainly about illegal immigrants trying to do this and trying to do that? For example giving illegals a drivers licence whats so bad about that idea? How many assholes w/DUI's still drive? How many assholes w/a suspended licence still drive? Yet we take the time to talk about illegals and anything to do w/them. The fact is at least they're (illegals) are trying to start doing things by the book. Even if you tell them (illegals) that they can not get a licence, there is nothing to prevent them from driving, so at least they're trying like I said to start doing things by the book. Now before I go any further I was born in Greece and came to this country legally in 1975, now I've just finally got around to applying for my Citizenship which my dumb ass should have done along time ago so the whole illegal thing I'm not to crazy about but don't people see that the republicans are doing what they did when the war first started and taking heat away from the lies that were told by coating it w/the fear of terroists getting us? Now that, that is getting old they have moved on to illegal immigrants? WTF is wrong w/people? Don't they see whats really going on? I mean really, and the democrats where are their balls to speak up and say something about this? This is why we need to kick all of them fucks out and start from scratch! Anyone, please try and help me understand this whole thing, maybe I'm missing something.

Oh I forgot

MAN....Why are they fuckin with Barry? From that u know my position on this...If u get caught bangin your co-worker....are you going to admit it to your significant other if you don't have too, unless she has video evidence? HELL NO....The fukin roids did hit them HR's...Granted he is an ego-driven prick and should have came clean and retired when he had the chance, BUT DAMN....Our judicial system is on another level stupid once again....Just like this OJ shit out here...They shut down the whole block for media vans and cameras for this fool's trial...They are going to TRIAL when everyone knows he was really set up this time....All the dudes admitted they would have lied to the police if OJ had offered them money...he didn't offer to break them off so they said fuckit...we'll go with the prosecution...when I get rich, I am buying an ark cause I bet it is about to rain for 40 days and nights again real soon, cause humans are fukin retarded...

Finally Friday

Bout time...Is anybody worth 27 million dollars that aint won you a championship? Funny how the "shitty quarter back gene" runs in the Leaf family (Oregon) How was that kid on scholarship...seriously. At that level, there is not supposed to be that big of a dropoff at that position....Oregon's done....How amazing would it be if Duke, arguably the worst D1 football team in are era BEATS Notre Dame this weekend....They have better statistical stats in every category and play a similar dificult schedule...Anybody watch that "two girls one cup video" AWWWful.....there IS no next level after that.....them bitches are ___________ can't think of the nastiest word there is in the english language, but u catch my drift....

Thursday Biaatch

Gonna have to stick by my Lake Show as long as the Kobester is there. By far the best player on the planet....Farmar is coming along, and I was even mildly impressed by the big goofy center kid. We may have only won cause T Mac got hurt, but fuckem...You ever nick your nacho when shaving...that shit stings...

Monday

..its bad when Notre Dame gets anal raped again and no one is suprised and it gets NO pub all weekend...wow...will one year make them kids that much better with the same coach? If I am not mistaken, ALL the other teams that have been sodomizing them THIS YEAR will also mature in the normal evolution of things just like them for next year right? UCLA...ugh! I heard they had to start some walk on kid who was "really" good at Madden...(LOL) and they almost won! Fair is fair...UNLV is almost as bad as Notre Dame...we have TWO (2) wins biotch....The Colts will be a better team because of the loss yesterday, and S.Diego is still over rated....That American Gangster flick was good....not great, but very good...did not reach the Goodfellas, Casino or dare I mention Godfather...status.."My Man"

The 10 worst UNINTENTIONAL website URLS...

Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today’s world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just as you think it looks.

Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn’t give their domain names enough consideration...

1. A site called ‘Who Represents’ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is:
www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at:
www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at:
www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at:
www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company:
www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always:
www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is:
www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at:
www.gotahoe.com

PS: these are real sites!

Fuck The Vikings

This story is completely ridiculous. How could they do that to a player that is not doing drugs, pulling guns on people, beating up women, or doing anything as bad as Pacman, Chris Henry, Tank Johnson, etc.

War Against the Pharm Companies

I am hereby declaring war against the monopoly of drug companies that subject us to all their ridiculous ads and propaganda in order to encourage us to become dependent on their drugs. Here is my first shot, for those of us that have trouble sleeping.

http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/11/05/curing-insomnia-without-the-pills/

Giuliani's and Bush's Guy

Remember this was Bush's nomination for the Head of Homeland Security, who withdrew his name because he had hired a couple of illegal immigrants to work in his house. Also remember both Bush and Giuliani said he was a strong stand up guy. I think swindling, deceiving, law-breaking cock sucker would have been more appropriate!!

Joke of the Day

This was in the Washington Post... the title of the article was "Best

> Come Back Line Ever."
>
> In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white
> male, in a pumpkin patch
> 11:38 p.m. on Friday night.
>
> On Monday, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was
> charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and
> public intoxication.
>
> The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his
> way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, "You know
> how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around

> for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around" he stated

> in a telephone interview.
>
> Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road,
> picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut

> a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged 'need.' "Guess I
> was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident
> embarrassment.
>
> In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an
> approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until officer
> Brenda Taylor approached him.
>
> "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor.
> "I walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this
pumpkin."
>
> Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached
> Lawrence.
>
> "I said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex
> with a pumpkin?"
>
> He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he

> looked me straight in the face and said...
>
> "A pumpkin? Shit...is it midnight already?"

Telecom Immunity

If you read this blog, post to it, or just simply happen to see this I cannot stress enough the importance of you to call your representatives and URGE them NOT to give the telecom companies immunity. They broke the law, a law in which they helped write, and they should not be permitted to get away with it. At some point people need to be held accountable for their "patriotism" that circumvented our constitutional rights!!!

Call now:

Senate http://www.senate.gov/general/contact_information/senators_cfm.cfm



Congress http://www.house.gov/house/MemberWWW.shtml

Sup

WOW...ND Suuuucks....Come on man...What Pop Warner coach doesnt know to kick the field goal in that situation? Charlie Wiess is a very average coach...My mark for a good coach is coach a bad team, then show me how you plan and motivate....He is awlful...they fire the brotha for this dude? UCLA....damn....nuff said....I was happy to see San Diego lose last night...Don't hate for saying this, but I think the whole team is over rated outside of Merriman & Gates....yes including LT...he's good, but has he done half a shit against a decent defense? Or took the team on his back (like the rook Peterson last nite) to win a game this year against a above average defense? NO....The Colts kinda choked...3 chances to get points and break N.Englands spirit, and one field goal is all they got...Ohio St. is over rated...I think Kansas would give them a run....Oregon would beat them out right...What's the latest on my man Kobe?

Why didn't this make te news?

Just a few things that I found that I found to be quite interesting.
1. Cheney falls asleep during a briefing.
2Fema calls a press conference and has their own employees act as the
news media.
3 E Stanley ex ceo of merell lynch losses the company $8 billion and gets a
golden parachute of $160 million.
Can someone help me to undersatnd why none of these things really didn't get
any press??

?Why didn't this really make

?Why didn't this really make

Really Funny

One day little Johnny heard a noise and peeked into his parents room tocheck it out.He opened the door to see his mom bent over the dresser, and dad goingat it behind her. Johnny's dad saw him and gave him a little wink anda smile as Johnny closed the door.After business was finished Dad went to check on little Johnny. Heopened his bedroom door to find Grandma bent over the dresser and littleJohnny going at it behind her.Dad yelled, "Johnny, what the hell are you doing?!"Little Johnny replied, "It's not so funny when it's YOUR mom is it?!"