Saturday, June 7, 2008
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
Worlds Largest Tongue
Shitty thing is...he probably doesnt ever get a chance to eat no pussy wit it...
Sunday, June 1, 2008
Credit Card Settlement
Massive TransUnion Settlement To Reveal Credit Scores [Class Actions]
Violated cardholders can select from two options:
(1) Basic relief. Free credit monitoring for six months, which gives you daily access to your credit report and credit score and 24-hour credit-monitoring service. This normally costs $59.75. Those who elect this option may get a cash payment if there’s money left from the $75 million settlement fund.
(2) Enhanced relief. An alternative enhanced set of services” in exchange for a full release of claims. This options includes nine months credit monitoring, a suite of insurance scores and TransUnion’s mortgage simulator service. This option normally would cost $115.50. You won’t be entitled to any cash payment under this option.
Option 1 could generate cash, but option 2 might provide your actual credit score, depending on which news outlet you believe. Option 2 has the potential to be worth significantly more to the average consumer.
Even better: "Under the settlement, a credit card number would not be required to sign up for either service. After the free service ends, TransUnion could not charge for an extension unless it was requested by the consumer."
The settlement still needs to be approved, but if it is, it'll be a huge win for consumers.
Ken McEldowney, executive director of Consumer Action, a national advocacy group based in San Francisco, called the settlement mind-boggling.
"It's everything we tell consumers that they need to find out if they have problems with their credit," he said. "They are getting information on how to improve it and information about whether they are creditworthy. This is astonishing."
You can start filing claims on June 16 at the settlement website, or by calling (866) 416-3470.
Consumers will soon know the (credit) score [L.A. Times]
TransUnion Free Credit Score Settlement [Blueprint For Financial Prosperity]
(Photo: RobotSkirts)
Friday, May 30, 2008
Thursday, May 29, 2008
A Black Man
Why is it that a Black Man can create a tiny piece called a filament (electric light-Lewis Latimer) that allows people to see in the dark, but can't be seen fit to lead a country to the true light.
Why is it that a Black Man can create an instrument (clock-Benjamin Banneker) that all people use to tell time, but people don't think it is time for him to run a country.
Why is it that a Black Man can design a place for the high authorities to meet in & a place for the President to live in (The Capital & the White House) (Phillip Reid-a slave & Pierre L'Enfant), but is not good enough to lead these meetings or live in himself.
Why is it that a Black Man was brilliant enough to do the first open heart surgery (Dr. Daniel Hale Williams) and show the world how to get and preserve plasma (Dr. Charles Drew), but not good enough to put a program in place where everyone can afford this surgery.
Why is it that a Black Man was creative enough to design an instrument (traffic light-Garrett Morgan) To bring multiple people (traffic) to a halt, but not seen creative enough to design a plan to bring all this unnecessary and worthless Fighting between countries to an end.
Why is it that a Black Man could create the soles (shoes-Jan Matzeliger) that people Walk on everyday? But not seen good enough to fill the shoes of a bad president.
Why is it that a Black Man was smart enough & brave enough to teach himself (Fredrick Douglas & Thomas Fuller-both slaves) and others how to read, write and/or calculate math, but not seen (as) smart enough and bold enough to calculate a platform to be President to a country That sure needs another first by us
So you see my Brothers and Sisters what I am saying is let us not forget our past, which led us to our present and can definitely be the backbone to our future. We were good enough, smart enough, creative enough, and bold enough then, so Lets all give Obama the chance to show that we are still these things and more. We all are as strong as our weakest link, so don't be that
weak link that denies Our people that chance to show we still can OVERCOME & BE THE FIRST..........
Why is it that a Black Man can create an instrument (clock-Benjamin Banneker) that all people use to tell time, but people don't think it is time for him to run a country.
Why is it that a Black Man can design a place for the high authorities to meet in & a place for the President to live in (The Capital & the White House) (Phillip Reid-a slave & Pierre L'Enfant), but is not good enough to lead these meetings or live in himself.
Why is it that a Black Man was brilliant enough to do the first open heart surgery (Dr. Daniel Hale Williams) and show the world how to get and preserve plasma (Dr. Charles Drew), but not good enough to put a program in place where everyone can afford this surgery.
Why is it that a Black Man was creative enough to design an instrument (traffic light-Garrett Morgan) To bring multiple people (traffic) to a halt, but not seen creative enough to design a plan to bring all this unnecessary and worthless Fighting between countries to an end.
Why is it that a Black Man could create the soles (shoes-Jan Matzeliger) that people Walk on everyday? But not seen good enough to fill the shoes of a bad president.
Why is it that a Black Man was smart enough & brave enough to teach himself (Fredrick Douglas & Thomas Fuller-both slaves) and others how to read, write and/or calculate math, but not seen (as) smart enough and bold enough to calculate a platform to be President to a country That sure needs another first by us
So you see my Brothers and Sisters what I am saying is let us not forget our past, which led us to our present and can definitely be the backbone to our future. We were good enough, smart enough, creative enough, and bold enough then, so Lets all give Obama the chance to show that we are still these things and more. We all are as strong as our weakest link, so don't be that
weak link that denies Our people that chance to show we still can OVERCOME & BE THE FIRST..........
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Thursday, May 22, 2008
Interesting point
Disney probably didnt mean shit by it...but SOMEBODY had to be thinking this shit may look a little fishy to somebody....right?
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Saturday, May 17, 2008
Thursday, May 15, 2008
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Sunday, May 11, 2008
The secret war in Laos
My dad filled me in on a lot of history about how the US used Hmong and Montagnard fighters during Vietnam and basically left them up shits creek at the end of the war. They are still being persecuted today.
via videosift.com
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Tuesday, May 6, 2008
Sunday, May 4, 2008
Bush v. McCain
I just took The Bush-McCain Challenge -- an online quiz to see if you can tell the difference between George W. Bush and John McCain. Check it out, and see if you can do any better than I did!
http://Bush-McCainChallenge.com/?rc=challenge-friends&r_id=12561-5823332-Xirg8i
Tell me what happens when you take the challenge. I got most of them right!!
Saturday, May 3, 2008
Friday, May 2, 2008
lion eats man.........
Man eats Lion - because the lion is being a lion- yet humans have to kill the lions for being a lion... in the end they shoot the lion for being a man eater...
Monday, April 28, 2008
Sunday, April 27, 2008
Saturday, April 26, 2008
Friday, April 25, 2008
Monday, April 21, 2008
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Monday, April 14, 2008
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
Tuesday, April 8, 2008
Nike has some awesome commercials
The guy that sings this song is Saul Williams. What a song. What a commercial. LT, Adrian Peterson, Steve Nash, amateurs, kids, bugs, slow mo, what more do you want.
Monday, April 7, 2008
More McCain Info. Feel free to click on the links to confirm the information
1. John McCain voted against establishing a national holiday in honor of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Now he says his position has "evolved," yet he's continued to oppose key civil rights laws.1
2. According to Bloomberg News, McCain is more hawkish than Bush on Iraq, Russia and China. Conservative columnist Pat Buchanan says McCain "will make Cheney look like Gandhi."2
3. His reputation is built on his opposition to torture, but McCain voted against a bill to ban waterboarding, and then applauded President Bush for vetoing that ban.3 4. McCain opposes a woman's right to choose. He said, "I do not support Roe versus Wade. It should be overturned."4
5. The Children's Defense Fund rated McCain as the worst senator in Congress for children. He voted against the children's health care bill last year, then defended Bush's veto of the bill.5
6. He's one of the richest people in a Senate filled with millionaires. The Associated Press reports he and his wife own at least eight homes! Yet McCain says the solution to the housing crisis is for people facing foreclosure to get a "second job" and skip their vacations.6
7. Many of McCain's fellow Republican senators say he's too reckless to be commander in chief. One Republican senator said: "The thought of his being president sends a cold chill down my spine. He's erratic. He's hotheaded. He loses his temper and he worries me."7
8. McCain talks a lot about taking on special interests, but his campaign manager and top advisers are actually lobbyists. The government watchdog group Public Citizen says McCain has 59 lobbyists raising money for his campaign, more than any of the other presidential candidates.8
9. McCain has sought closer ties to the extreme religious right in recent years. The pastor McCain calls his "spiritual guide," Rod Parsley, believes America's founding mission is to destroy Islam, which he calls a "false religion." McCain sought the political support of right-wing preacher John Hagee, who believes Hurricane Katrina was God's punishment for gay rights and called the Catholic Church "the Antichrist" and a "false cult."9
10. He positions himself as pro-environment, but he scored a 0—yes, zero—from the League of Conservation Voters last year.10
Sources:
1. "The Complicated History of John McCain and MLK Day," ABC News, April 3, 2008
http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2008/04/the-complicated.html
"McCain Facts," ColorOfChange.org, April 4, 2008
http://colorofchange.org/mccain_facts/
2. "McCain More Hawkish Than Bush on Russia, China, Iraq," Bloomberg News, March 12, 2008
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601103&sid=aF28rSCtk0ZM&refer=us
"Buchanan: John McCain 'Will Make Cheney Look Like Gandhi,'" ThinkProgress, February 6, 2008
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/02/06/buchanan-gandhi-mccain/
3. "McCain Sides With Bush On Torture Again, Supports Veto Of Anti-Waterboarding Bill," ThinkProgress, February 20, 2008
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/02/20/mccain-torture-veto/
4. "McCain says Roe v. Wade should be overturned," MSNBC, February 18, 2007
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17222147/
5. "2007 Children's Defense Fund Action Council® Nonpartisan Congressional Scorecard," February 2008
http://www.childrensdefense.org/site/PageServer?pagename=act_learn_scorecard2007
"McCain: Bush right to veto kids health insurance expansion," CNN, October 3, 2007
http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/10/03/mccain.interview/
6. "Beer Executive Could Be Next First Lady," Associated Press, April 3, 2008
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5h-S1sWHm0tchtdMP5LcLywg5ZtMgD8VQ86M80
"McCain Says Bank Bailout Should End `Systemic Risk,'" Bloomberg News, March 25, 2008
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aHMiDVYaXZFM&refer=home
7. "Will McCain's Temper Be a Liability?," Associated Press, February 16, 2008
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory?id=4301022
"Famed McCain temper is tamed," Boston Globe, January 27, 2008
http://www.boston.com/news/nation/articles/2008/01/27/famed_mccain_temper_is_tamed/
8. "Black Claims McCain's Campaign Is Above Lobbyist Influence: 'I Don't Know What The Criticism Is,'" ThinkProgress, April 2, 2008
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/02/mccain-black-lobbyist/
"McCain's Lobbyist Friends Rally 'Round Their Man," ABC News, January 29, 2008
http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/story?id=4210251
9. "McCain's Spiritual Guide: Destroy Islam," Mother Jones Magazine, March 12, 2008
http://www.motherjones.com/washington_dispatch/2008/03/john-mccain-rod-parsley-spiritual-guide.html
"Will McCain Specifically 'Repudiate' Hagee's Anti-Gay Comments?," ThinkProgress, March 12, 2008
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/03/12/mccain-hagee-anti-gay/
"McCain 'Very Honored' By Support Of Pastor Preaching 'End-Time Confrontation With Iran,'" ThinkProgress, February 28, 2008
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/02/28/hagee-mccain-endorsement/
http://www.alternet.org/blogs/environment/77913/
Friday, April 4, 2008
A Little McCain Info for you guys. Feel free to pass along to anybody not in the know
On this date, 40 years ago, Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. was assassinated in Memphis. It's a day when many of us will celebrate his legacy, the values he espoused, and his vision for a better America. Some will talk about the King who challenged America's unlawful war in Vietnam, who found common ground with Malcolm X, and who became more aggressive in his push for improving America. But the media will likely focus a great deal on politicians who give speeches where they try to align themselves with his legacy.
We wanted to make sure that today when Senator McCain speaks, you and your friends and family know who's talking.
McCain will bring his "Service to America" tour to Memphis on Friday, but many people don't know the service he touts includes voting against the federal holiday honoring Dr. King. In August 1983 he fought the holiday, voting to block a piece of bipartisan legislation honoring him that was supported by even conservative Republicans--including Dick Cheney--and signed into law by President Reagan.
McCain went on to resist recognizing a King holiday in his home state of Arizona. When Arizona's state legislature failed to pass a bill recognizing a holiday honoring Dr. King, the governor at the time, Bruce Babbit, created the holiday by executive order. Babbit's successor, Gov. Evan Mecham rescinded the order as his first act in office, doing away with the holiday. John McCain's response? He defended the governor, not Dr. King. (After undoing the holiday, the same governor went on to publicly support referring to Black people as "pickaninnies").
In 1990, seven years after his initial vote, McCain went along with establishing a King holiday. On the campaign trail in 2000, facing questions about his history on this issue, McCain declared he had "evolved."
Looking at the rest of McCain's public record, even recently, it's hard to see much evidence of an "evolution". In fact, McCain has consistently opposed a civil rights agenda:
- He voted an amazing FOUR times against the Civil Rights Act of 1990--a bill designed to make it easier for employees to prove job discrimination and imposing harsher penalties on bosses who discriminated.
- In 2004 he opposed affirmative action in college admissions--a key component of the 1964 Civil Rights Act that is among King's key legislative victories.
- He has voted at least 8 times against raising the minimum wage.
- And as recently as last month, he argued against federal intervention to help Americans, disproportionately Black Americans, who have faced foreclosure during the housing crisis.
If John McCain has evolved, he hasn't evolved much. Instead, we see a consistent and troubling pattern. From campaigning against Dr. King's holiday to undermining important civil rights laws, John McCain has not stood side by side with King's vision, he has stood in its way.
Today, we hope that everyone will take a moment to pause and remember Dr. King's legacy, recognizing his contributions of words, deeds and ultimately his life. And we hope that all can see past political posturing (regardless of who it comes from) and embrace the bold, challenging vision that King actually projected. We believe that in doing so, we honor both his legacy and his sacrifice.
Wednesday, April 2, 2008
A little pissed this N - Word is fucking Black
Gott to be the fucking stupiderest muther fucker on THE Face of the earf
Bumping Donuts
Thought I would share this with all of you breeders and I have not posted in a while. Enjoy.
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Monday, March 31, 2008
Captain Python
Like the great taste of Chocolate and Peanut butter combining to be more than the sum of its parts, now experience the synergy of Python and Trek!
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Saturday, March 22, 2008
This video is well worth watching
Allow yourself enough time to watch and feel free to comment after
Friday, March 21, 2008
NCAA Tourney
I hope you all are checking out the tourney. Some great games so far and even more good ones to come. Any predictions? We should have done a blog bracket. Perhaps for the Sweet 16?
Monday, March 17, 2008
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Thursday, March 13, 2008
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Friday, March 7, 2008
Hey chocolate ecstacy
You still going to come to my new restaurant? I miss you like the black brother i never had!!! hahah!
Thursday, March 6, 2008
lol
South African researchers have discovered the heaviest element yet known
to science - Governmentium (Gv). It has one neutron, 25 assistant
neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving
it an atomic mass of 312. They are held together by forces called
morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles
called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert;
however, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which
it comes into contact.
A minute amount of Gv can cause a reaction that would normally take
less than a second to take from four days to four years to complete. Gv
has a half-life of five years; it does not decay, but undergoes a
reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy
neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Gv's mass increases over time, since each reorganization
causes more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This leads some
scientists to believe that Gv is formed whenever morons reach a critical
level of concentration, referred to as critical morass. When catalyzed
with money, Gv becomes Administratium, an element that radiates as much
energy as Gv since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
to science - Governmentium (Gv). It has one neutron, 25 assistant
neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving
it an atomic mass of 312. They are held together by forces called
morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles
called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert;
however, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which
it comes into contact.
A minute amount of Gv can cause a reaction that would normally take
less than a second to take from four days to four years to complete. Gv
has a half-life of five years; it does not decay, but undergoes a
reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy
neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Gv's mass increases over time, since each reorganization
causes more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This leads some
scientists to believe that Gv is formed whenever morons reach a critical
level of concentration, referred to as critical morass. When catalyzed
with money, Gv becomes Administratium, an element that radiates as much
energy as Gv since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
What America could use
WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?
' My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has been completed.
Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.
This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning.
Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short . The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
The other list contains every one not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.
Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war. THEN EVERY YEAR THERE AFTER IT'll GO TO OUR SOCIAL SECURITY SYSTEM SO IT WON'T GO BROKE IN 20 YEARS.
The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hellholes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France
In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home . On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.
Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France or maybe China .
I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon ne chance, me z a mies.
I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York
A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change.
Mexico is also on List 2 - its president and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra thousand tanks and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put 'em? Yep, border security.
Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty - starting now.
We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for oil in Alaska - which will take care of this country's oil needs for decades to come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there.
It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, 'darn tootin.'
Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America It is time to eliminate homelessness in America . To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thank you guys. We owe you and we won't forget.
To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to speak Arabic.
God bless America .. Thank you and good night. '
If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier.
' My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has been completed.
Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.
This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning.
Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short . The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
The other list contains every one not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.
Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war. THEN EVERY YEAR THERE AFTER IT'll GO TO OUR SOCIAL SECURITY SYSTEM SO IT WON'T GO BROKE IN 20 YEARS.
The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hellholes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France
In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home . On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.
Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France or maybe China .
I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon ne chance, me z a mies.
I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York
A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change.
Mexico is also on List 2 - its president and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra thousand tanks and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put 'em? Yep, border security.
Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty - starting now.
We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for oil in Alaska - which will take care of this country's oil needs for decades to come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there.
It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, 'darn tootin.'
Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America It is time to eliminate homelessness in America . To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thank you guys. We owe you and we won't forget.
To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to speak Arabic.
God bless America .. Thank you and good night. '
If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier.
Monday, March 3, 2008
a waiters dream or nightmare
If any of you have ever been a waiter, a dream is to throw food on somebody or just to tell everyone to fuck off. Well I've been a waiter for 10 years. I pretty damn good. I make almost 100k a year waiting on fucking tables. Well, I guess i had enough and I tough of my shirt and told everyone to go to hell and walked out. I sort of excited but pretty nervous at the same time. Oh well, time to move on.
Friday, February 29, 2008
funny
I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court, when I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, yellow, orange, and blue.
The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
The old man did not bat an eye in his response,
"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock", he said. "I was just wondering if you were my son."
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, yellow, orange, and blue.
The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
The old man did not bat an eye in his response,
"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock", he said. "I was just wondering if you were my son."
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Sunday, February 24, 2008
Friday, February 22, 2008
Thursday, February 21, 2008
Stop the Spying!
Call your representatives and tell ALL your friends. Would we be given immunity for a crime we committed, nope. Neither should the big telecom companies that compromised our civil liberties
Lake Show Bitches
We can put to rest the "Best Player on the Fuckin Planet" Debate....KO mutha fukin BE and now possibly the front runner to take all this shit....Shaq looked real good...but we beat them with out him, with him, without Gasol and with Gasol...we are good...now....Get the Hateraide on ice gentlemen
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
The Supreme Court May Be At It Again
This is not only sickening, most people in this country would have a problem with what may happen from this crap!!
Monday, February 18, 2008
REDNECK LOVE
this redneck girl came home one day and asked her dad if she could have money to buy a prom dress the father replied no we cant afford it.she begs and begs until her dad gives in and says ill make you a deal you suck my dick and ill give you the money she says ok and goes down on the old man then pauses ..geez dad your dick tastes like shit..the dad says probably your brother wanted to borrow the car.
Sunday, February 17, 2008
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Here we go again...
Guess who said this. "Good morning, right now terroists are planning attacks against our country" Damn not even a good morning kiss just straight to the mind fuck. Not even Happy Valenties Day to his wife thats just wrong.....,
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Pussy or Beer
It is time to do a comparison between two things treasured by men, beer and pussy...
A beer is always wet.
A pussy needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.
A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A pussy tastes better served hot.
Advantage: Pussy.
Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.
Advantage: Beer.
Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
Pussy does not.
advantage: Tie
If you get a hair in your teeth
consuming pussy, you are not disgusted.
Advantage: Pussy
24 beers come in a box.
A pussy is a box you can come in.
Advantage: Pussy
Too much head makes you mad at the
person giving you a beer.
Advantage: Pussy.
If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is
still edible.
Advantage: Beer.
If you come home smelling like beer,
your wife may get mad. If you come home
smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad.
Advantage: Beer.
6 beers in a night and you better not
drive. 6 pussies in a night and you
have done all the driving you need.
Advantage: Pussy
Buy too much beer and you will get fat.
Buy too much pussy and you will get poor.
Advantage: Tie
It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game.
You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game.
Advantage: Pussy
If a cop smells beer on your breath,
you are going to get a breathalyzer.
If a cop smells pussy on your breath,
you are going to get a high five.
Advantage: Pussy
With beer, bigger is better.
Advantage: beer.
Wearing a condom does not make a beer
any less enjoyable.
Advantage: beer.
Pussy can make you see God. Beer can
make you see the porcelain god.
Advantage: Pussy
If you think all day about the next pussy
you will have, you are normal.
If you think all day about your next beer,
you are an alcoholic.
Advantage: Pussy
Peeling labels off of beers is fun.
Peeling panties off of pussy is more fun.
Advantage: Pussy.
If you try to snag a beer at work,
you get fired. If you try to snag a pussy
at work, you get hit with sexual harassment.
Advantage: Tie
If you suddenly drop a beer, it may
break. If you suddenly drop a pussy,
it may hunt you down like the dog you are.
Advantage: Beer.
If you change to another beer, your
old brand will gladly have you back.
Advantage: Beer.
The best pussy you have ever had is
not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Pussy.
The worst pussy you have ever had is
not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Beer.
Bad beer: Schlitz, PBR, Old Swill.
Bad pussy: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright.
Advantage: Tie
Good beer: Samuel Adams, Moosehead,
Pete's Wicked Winter Brew.
Good pussy: Almost all but the above.
Advantage Pussy.
The government taxes beer.
Advantage: Pussy.
A beer is always wet.
A pussy needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.
A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A pussy tastes better served hot.
Advantage: Pussy.
Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.
Advantage: Beer.
Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
Pussy does not.
advantage: Tie
If you get a hair in your teeth
consuming pussy, you are not disgusted.
Advantage: Pussy
24 beers come in a box.
A pussy is a box you can come in.
Advantage: Pussy
Too much head makes you mad at the
person giving you a beer.
Advantage: Pussy.
If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is
still edible.
Advantage: Beer.
If you come home smelling like beer,
your wife may get mad. If you come home
smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad.
Advantage: Beer.
6 beers in a night and you better not
drive. 6 pussies in a night and you
have done all the driving you need.
Advantage: Pussy
Buy too much beer and you will get fat.
Buy too much pussy and you will get poor.
Advantage: Tie
It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game.
You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game.
Advantage: Pussy
If a cop smells beer on your breath,
you are going to get a breathalyzer.
If a cop smells pussy on your breath,
you are going to get a high five.
Advantage: Pussy
With beer, bigger is better.
Advantage: beer.
Wearing a condom does not make a beer
any less enjoyable.
Advantage: beer.
Pussy can make you see God. Beer can
make you see the porcelain god.
Advantage: Pussy
If you think all day about the next pussy
you will have, you are normal.
If you think all day about your next beer,
you are an alcoholic.
Advantage: Pussy
Peeling labels off of beers is fun.
Peeling panties off of pussy is more fun.
Advantage: Pussy.
If you try to snag a beer at work,
you get fired. If you try to snag a pussy
at work, you get hit with sexual harassment.
Advantage: Tie
If you suddenly drop a beer, it may
break. If you suddenly drop a pussy,
it may hunt you down like the dog you are.
Advantage: Beer.
If you change to another beer, your
old brand will gladly have you back.
Advantage: Beer.
The best pussy you have ever had is
not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Pussy.
The worst pussy you have ever had is
not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Beer.
Bad beer: Schlitz, PBR, Old Swill.
Bad pussy: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright.
Advantage: Tie
Good beer: Samuel Adams, Moosehead,
Pete's Wicked Winter Brew.
Good pussy: Almost all but the above.
Advantage Pussy.
The government taxes beer.
Advantage: Pussy.
Monday, February 11, 2008
Personalized Plate
This is a personalized plate found on a white van with tinted windows and a sign saying "Free Candy" posted on the side
Be careful...
If you take your laptop or other electronics out of the country with you.
You may be in for a surprise when you return.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/02/06/AR2008020604763.html
You may be in for a surprise when you return.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/02/06/AR2008020604763.html
Sunday, February 10, 2008
Indoor Golf Instructor
Indoor golf instructor - yeah right! ha ha
Rules of the games:
1. Player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.
2. Play on the course must be approved by the owner of the hole.
3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole, and keep the balls out.
4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.
5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.
6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied that play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again.
7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well-formed mounds and bunkers.
8. Slow play is encouraged, but players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace a the owner's request.
9. IT IS CONSIDERED AN OUTSTANDING PERFORMANCE, TIME PERMITTING, TO PALY THE SAME HOLE SEVERAL TIMES IN ONE MATCH.
Thursday, February 7, 2008
Romney
That idiot Romney suspended his campaign and while that is good news what he said is not. Staying true to the Neo-Cons and Ultra Right wing he hid is own failures as a candidate that was in the lead as recent as 3 months ago by saying we need to "defeat" terror and that McCain would lead us to this victory among other stupid ass "crying wolf" shit All this does is make most Americans that much more jaded so that when a real viable threat is upon us we will be just as ho-hum as the last time.
Bitch Ass Shaq
WOW...no opinion on bitch ass SHAQ huh...you mufukas kill me!....I actually like the move for Phoenix...howeva...like I been sayin since HE CAUSED the bullshit in LA...he is an EGO driven BIATCH...this is why this will be his 4th team during his career....What fukin "SUPERSTAR" gets traded FOUR times in a career let alone ONCE? Unless he is a Certified A-Hole? LAKE SHOW BITCHES.....
Wednesday, February 6, 2008
Question.....
If Obama gets the nomination for President, should Rev. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton (Spelling on that one sorry) publicly back him or not? Please give me your answer and why I would like some feed back and talk about this one. Personally I think if they back him in public the opposite effect will take place and people will think Obama is only for blacks and no one else as both sharpton and jackson have both seem to have been in the past. I feel that will put a bad taste in peoples mouths, but tell me what you think please. And no one sentance answers give me more than just no i think it won't hurt. Tell me your reasons. Thank you
Monday, February 4, 2008
Super Tuesday
Big voting day tomorrow. Be sure to cast your vote if the primary is being held in your state. I am all for Obama and will cast my vote accordingly!!!
More things to make you angry...
FBI wants a biometric database of everyones eye scans, hand prints, finger prints, moles, tattoos, ejaculate etc...
Of course you hear this in the article:
Kimberly Del Greco, the FBI's Biometric Services section chief, said adding to the database is "important to protect the borders to keep the terrorists out, protect our citizens, our neighbors, our children so they can have good jobs, and have a safe country to live in."
Un-fucking real.
Of course you hear this in the article:
Kimberly Del Greco, the FBI's Biometric Services section chief, said adding to the database is "important to protect the borders to keep the terrorists out, protect our citizens, our neighbors, our children so they can have good jobs, and have a safe country to live in."
Un-fucking real.
Saturday, February 2, 2008
Another Prediction
Patriots 38 - Giants 24. The pats, I mean cheaters, I mean Pats will win easily and go down as one of the best teams ever. And all this despite them being nailed for video tape shit again
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