Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Tuesday

Looking forward to that Mayweather v Hatton fight.....I dig that 24/7 on HBO, if you have never watched it, you should...very entertaining....not quite as good as Mayweather v Delahoya, but good non-the-less. New England looked kinda old las night against the Ravens...or was it just me. The Defense was slow, and the o-line seemed a little slow....Ravens got jobbed...mostley by themselves, but jobbed non-the-less.....

Crusty Old Biker....
A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50
HANDJOB: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers."Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?""I was wondering," whispers the biker, "are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?""Yes," she purrs, "I am."The old biker replies, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger.

3 comments:

Sanford lolz said...

How bout a cheeseburger and THEN a handjob!

K. Shelton said...

How about a handjob so you can coat your cheeseburger with a secret and special sauce

K. Shelton said...

The Ravens got jobbed for sure and no it was not handjobbed!!