Thursday, December 20, 2007
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
39 Things you should know by now
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.
3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
16. A balanced diet is a biscuit in each hand.
17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again.
22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy fridge.
24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
25. It's not the jeans that make your bum look fat.
26. If you had to identify, in 1 word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, & never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings".
27. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness".
28. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
29. You should not confuse your career with your life.
30. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
31. Never lick a steak knife.
32. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
33. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we put the clocks back.
34. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
35. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.
36. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
37. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
38. Your friends love you anyway.
39. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.
3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
16. A balanced diet is a biscuit in each hand.
17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again.
22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy fridge.
24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
25. It's not the jeans that make your bum look fat.
26. If you had to identify, in 1 word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, & never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings".
27. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness".
28. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
29. You should not confuse your career with your life.
30. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
31. Never lick a steak knife.
32. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
33. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we put the clocks back.
34. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
35. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.
36. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
37. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
38. Your friends love you anyway.
39. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
Monday, December 17, 2007
Hahahaha
http://money.cnn.com/galleries/2007/fortune/0712/gallery.101_dumbest.fortune/13.html
LOL @ Fatties and Disneyland
LOL @ Fatties and Disneyland
Another reminder...
Telecom immunity reaches the Senate.
https://secure.eff.org/site/Advocacy?cmd=display&page=UserAction&id=337
https://secure.eff.org/site/Advocacy?cmd=display&page=UserAction&id=337
Saturday, December 15, 2007
Friday, December 14, 2007
Just in Case you forgot
You all should be calling your senators and urging them to NOT give immunity to the telecom traitors!!
Vick Shit Put to rest!!!!!
OK now he got 18 months or 2yrs now some peoplke are thinking thats fucked up, and that molestors and drunk drivers get less then that and I agree that the justice system is fucked up and needs to be altered alot but the fact is he KILLED A LIVING THING!!!!!!!! Some of you may think hell it was just a dog, but how fuckin sick and cruelly has a mutha fucka thats rich as fuck be to be stupid enough to do some sick ass shit like that? Should he just get a pass? I mean i hear alot of excuse about how irts not fair yet no one is saying what should be his punishment. Question for you if someone stole your dog trained it to be a killer in dog fights then kills him because he didn't perform good then how would you feel? I'm sorry to say people but he deserves to be in jail longer and everyone knows he'll serve 6months at the most and he'll be out, and hell its not like he's going to be in a hardcore jail he'll be in the hotel jails cause he has money. Yet no one is saying how unfair that is cause if it was you or me busted for this you damn well know we'd be in for a longer time and fighting off the bastards trying to ass fuck us and toss some salad! Please lets start a debate on this. I want to hear what people think on this and please just don't make it a two sentence thing lets get into it and talk about it.
Thursday, December 13, 2007
Mitchell Report
VERY Interesting...I love it....I am personally the type of cat that gives credit to these people for their accomplishments Roids, HGH, crack..whatever...Don't condone it, but they had to work hella hard to be the best, so fuckit...BUT, lets see how Corporate White America reacts to TWO great white hopes in Clemens & Petite....Barry's dumb ass is lovin this...
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Monday, December 10, 2007
Vick & Shit
Two years? Come on man...Dude didnt even have a friggin record....Child molesters don't get that much fuckin time man...Catholic Priests are getting off scott fuckin free and do much worser...and this cat gets two years? There had to be a punishment, but that seems excessive....Make that dude pay a bunch of money and don't waste the space....
Mayweather walks the fukin walk and I love it...good ass fight...send little Hatton's ass back over seas with his mouth shut...New England Patriots...its a wrap....Whoa...A. Bynum is starting to ball...the Show wins again, and looked good....If Duncan is not healthy at the end of the year....the west is anybodies to win
Mayweather walks the fukin walk and I love it...good ass fight...send little Hatton's ass back over seas with his mouth shut...New England Patriots...its a wrap....Whoa...A. Bynum is starting to ball...the Show wins again, and looked good....If Duncan is not healthy at the end of the year....the west is anybodies to win
Saturday, December 8, 2007
Friday, December 7, 2007
Tuesday, December 4, 2007
Tuesday
Looking forward to that Mayweather v Hatton fight.....I dig that 24/7 on HBO, if you have never watched it, you should...very entertaining....not quite as good as Mayweather v Delahoya, but good non-the-less. New England looked kinda old las night against the Ravens...or was it just me. The Defense was slow, and the o-line seemed a little slow....Ravens got jobbed...mostley by themselves, but jobbed non-the-less.....
Crusty Old Biker....
A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50
HANDJOB: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers."Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?""I was wondering," whispers the biker, "are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?""Yes," she purrs, "I am."The old biker replies, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger.
Crusty Old Biker....
A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50
HANDJOB: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers."Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?""I was wondering," whispers the biker, "are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?""Yes," she purrs, "I am."The old biker replies, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger.
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